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Workout buff

Amanda is such a workout buff, her forearms can crack the side of you head.
by joe's momma in law September 27, 2010
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workout tweet

a thing a person, usually a fat / known for being lazy person would post on their wall.
They'll be all like today's workout was soo hard. or
Back from a load of work outs from my gym. (backyard)
Wall Post
Jane:WOW todays workouts was really hard!!! haha lol
Fonda: *in my mind* wow seriously who gives a fuck. noone cares for your workout tweets.
by CatSheman October 20, 2010
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workout poser

someone who poses as someone who works out to help their personal self-esteem. Often thought to be males who walk around gyms not using the equipment, spending a lot of time at the gym but giving minimum effort. However since the "selfie" females are as common as men, taking full body pictures in the mirror without doing much (if anything) at all. Showing their online friends they are trying to get into shape (or why they stay in shape) without giving effort. Different ways of accomplishing the same goal. Building confidence at the gym without putting in work.
1st workoutaholic "bro, look at that girl. She's been here for a good half hour and hasn't done anything but stand by the mirror."
2nd workoutaholic "oh my god what a workout poser.."
2nd workoutaholic "if they spend the time actually working hard they'd feel a lot better than while their faking it."
1st workoutaholic "i know bro..i know."
by kid ak August 23, 2014
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Workout juice

Workout juice is when you or someone else sweats so much that when they sit down it transfers on to the seat. When they stand up you shall find the workout juice.
Fit guy: it's okay, take a seat and catch your breath
Not fit girl: okay I think I'm good now
Fit guy: ew whipe off that workout juice!!!!
by savagetortilla January 24, 2017
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Workout robbie

A handsome man who kidnaps obese children and forces them to work out before returning them to there parents. He might even return them with a gym membership to make his mark
Parent:son do not go to that man. Child:but why daddy. Parent:He’s a workout robbie Child:how can you tell? Parent:He’s holding a gym membership card
by Evilerskull September 16, 2018
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Workout Boner

(n.) Visible excitement regarding the activity at hand. Generally caused by, but not limited to, working out, especially in awkwardly short shorts.
It's unsettling to be trapped on a treadmill 5 feet away from a guy with his workout boner for fitness.

I have such a workout boner for Qdoba right now.
by CaptFishsticks January 22, 2014
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workout impostor

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.
Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.
by mheartstar March 10, 2011
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