Louisville Woodchipper

A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.

We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.

by DangNasty October 5, 2006

Woodchipper

The laziest, unfunniest, braindead insult known to man used against pedophiles on twitter

Pedo: Little girls make me happy, I just think they're so joyful and sincere and silly and beautiful💕

Multiple NPCs: *Sends woodchipper jpeg or gif and nothing else*

by schizoposting February 13, 2023

woodchippers

To scathingly call out a public official, esp a Judge for asshattery.

Popehat woodchippers Judge Mark Mahon, Chief Judge of Florida's Fourth Circuit Court in Jacksonville for his arrogance and censorship

by tmmitsss July 23, 2015

Icelandic Woodchipper

Shitting in a guys mouth and proceeding to punch him in the stomach so he spits it out like a woodchipper

Alice shit in John’s mouth and punched him in the gut for an Icelandic Woodchipper.

by SadPuppy7 September 18, 2019

australian aboriginal pancake helicopter woodchipper

The Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper is when you lie in the middle of the Australian desert with a naked Aboriginal man with a meth addiction on top of you and have him spin his dick around inside your anus like a helicopter as he chants and plays the didgeridoo. Then you are to squat in a sumo stance and scream out "TIMBERRR!" as you fart out all the contents from your shart drain. This is best done at 8am as it minimises dehydration for the woodchipping process.

Oi Dylan mate, just got me some sheila and did a fat pancake on her. She blasted so much at my face I look like Andrew with how many freckles I got!

Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!

by trickysamurai March 15, 2019

Woodchipper of Cock Forest

a slut that sucks lots of dick. and cock sucker. ghetto gagger. women who eat of swallow the shaft as a result of oral sex.

That bitch blew me so hard; she is the true Woodchipper of Cock Forest.

by Dr. Pat McRotch August 26, 2012

woodchippered

This occurs at high speed on a full-suspension a mountain bike, when the rider's buttocks contacts the rear tire with enough force as to allow the tire's rotation to pull the rider's pelvis (and accompanying anatomy) into the space between the rear tire and the back of the seat tube.

My undercarriage is wrecked from when I got woodchippered.

by MTB ALAN August 31, 2021