Wisconsin Chrome

Duct tape. Named for likelyhood of being used for automobile repairs.

Johnny's car look's like crap ever since he lost his fender in that accident. I've never seen so much Wisconsin chrome in my life.

by chi_tom December 10, 2009

Beaver wisdom

Wisdom so great, that no human has it. Only beavers have it.

Friend: that’s so smart! Do you have beaver wisdom?
Me: Aaaw... thanks!

by An Actual Fatty Catty December 13, 2018

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick

by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010

Testicular Wisdom

As your intelligence increases your testicles become the storage for the excess intelligence, the testicles grow big and full of knowledge.

Barry: "Doctor Wells! Your testicles are huge!!"

Doctor Wells: "I know Barry, I'm a genius. Testicular Wisdom, look it up."

by Salmon Sam December 10, 2019

Wisdom Fap

When a male/female masturbates to gain better understanding of a situation usually clouded by libido.

"Lisa is a 8/10 but absolutely crazy, should I date her? Better have a wisdom fap to get a better idea."

by Neuron November 28, 2014

Cup of Wisdom

Receiving wisdom or a positive message from someone.

Man, that guy is negative. He needs a "cup of wisdom"

by TheOne305 November 21, 2010

Wisyo

a persons sense of alertness or being awake and in the right frame of thinking.

kagigising ko lang, wala pa ko sa wisyo.

by xxrimshotxx April 15, 2009