wireless head

Getting head with no hands

Im getting wireless head, that's with no hands

by cbb May 1, 2006

Wireless pizza

Pizza without any wires attached, so you can have it on the go. See also Boneless Pizza.

Guy 1: Damn u got pizza?!
Guy 2: Yeah, and it’s that new wireless pizza too.

Guy 1: Wow what’s that taste like?
Guy 2: It tastes like pizza.

by human-potato_hybrid March 17, 2020

Wireless Sperm

When you cum in the wrong direction and get another girl pregnant

Bro I s accidentally used wireless sperm on Lizzy now she’s preggo

by Douglas smithus May 17, 2021

wireless tree

A wireless cellular or data tower camouflaged to look like a tree. Such is made under the assumption that an obviously fake 250 foot steel and fiberglass tree with a strobe on top of it is less objectionable within a community than a tower.

The town council meeting was loaded with soccer moms who were outraged at both their shitty cellular service and the company's plan to put in a tower to fix the service. They all went away happy when the company said they'd install a wireless tree instead.

by hot east August 2, 2012

wireless carpet treatment

using wireless signals from the government to steal private information from a person’s electronic devices

The wireless carpet treatment kept 99 percent of people with historical stature and wealth.

by Coop Dupe November 19, 2019

wireless cunt

A person who carry's a PDA on their belt clip or any other wireless product that will fit on a belt.

I was in the pub when this wireless cunt walks in and starts bitching about not being able to pick up a wireless signal to find out what time his dinners ready.

by roscopeco July 20, 2007

wireless hed

getting your dick sucked with no hands

In the song It's a Problem by Beanie Siegel ft. Jadakiss, J-a-d-a spits:

'i'm still getting wireless hed/ dat's hed with no hands'

by teflon fem! May 4, 2006