cricket wireless

its a cellphone company that has good ups and downs, mostly for the young, lowbudget, care free crowd.

pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling

cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone

lower class dude: hey whats going on man i got me cricket wireless, so no need for my homephone now, with the unlimited minutes and textmessaging
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user

by joshua001 March 06, 2007

verizon wireless

Whilst approaching orgasm, the male will pull out, then splooge in the ear orifice of the female, simultaneously chanting, "Can you here me now bitch? Can you hear me now?"

Chad Sexton: I gave my girlfriend the verizon wireless last night. Honestly, it was the only service she could afford from me after being such a bitch last thursday!

by 69AllTheTime October 18, 2007

wireless stealing

The act of mooching off of a neighbors wireless internet.

My wireless internet seemed to have slowed once the new neighbors moved in,they must be wireless stealing.

by jinxed_007 May 27, 2009

wireless mouse

The stupidest fucking invention ever because it runs on batteries and dies too quick, causing you to slam it repeatedly until its broken and all there's left to slam is your head into the desk.

I have no incentive to go get a real computer mouse because I have this useless wireless mouse with dead batteries right here.

by definingmyworld September 23, 2008

verizon wireless

a company where white people get fired for making the same jokes that other types of people make and where girls can be sexually harassed and told to suck it up until their harassers leave their location. Also a place where employees look through your phone and take private pictures and content from your phone and share it with their friends..

verizon wireless:bullshit company to be enslaved too.

by mr. smith x March 03, 2008

wireless head

Getting head with no hands

Im getting wireless head, that's with no hands

by cbb April 18, 2006

Go wireless

When a chick is sucking dick and she goes hands off.

Hands free while sucking off your partner.

Damn Gina...go wireless bitch...go wireless!

Holy fuck dude, Jenna likes to go wireless after the gin and juice.

Last night was so fucked up, I told Fuk Mi to go hands free on my cock. That bitch hooked me up like the operator.

by cgirl1 December 13, 2009