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Winnie the Pooh 

The act of a male inserting his erect penis into the oral cavity of a female. He then leans forward, while his penis remains in the bitches mouth. He then releases his bowels, allowing the diahria to exit his anus. Note that it is recommended to use a laxative, or eat a hot pocket an hour before preforming this activity. The shit then voyages across the taint, then climbs over the balls. It then reaches the penis, and slides down it like a fireman down a pole. As the boiling shit reaches the penis, the man "blows his load" into the bitches mouth. This creates the sensation of the jizz and the shit reaching the bitch at the same time.
Nick: Wanna Winnie the Pooh
Scott: WTF, dont be gay
Nick: Ok

Nick: Wanna Winnie the Pooh
Ammie: Get the fuck out of my room (Bat to head)
Nick: It'll be over soon

Nick: Ryan, you've gotten really good at Winnie the Poohing
Ryan: Yea, Weston and I have been practicing ALOT
Nick: I'm gay
Ryan: Gross dude, your lucky you have such a big vagina
Winnie the Pooh by Ice Man 480 December 16, 2008
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Winnie the Pooh 

Hey, dont be such a Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh by Yandere2 November 22, 2018

Winnie the Pooh 

When you use honey as a lubricant for someone's anus, shove a finger in the anus, and then lick the honey off your finger.
I gave Tara a Winnie the Pooh last night. The taste actually wasn't that bad.
Winnie the Pooh by MacThePunk January 29, 2017

Winnie the Pooh 

a sexual bear (you will find out soon) because he only wears a shirt but I know it may not seem bad because he does not have a dick but get this he shoves his fat ass in front of peoples faces plusss he says sexual things like.eg: oh hi tigger want some suger! or piglet want some honey! literally how sexual is that?!
winnie: tigger want some sugar?
tigger: um maybe not!
winnie: to bad! *kisses (sucks face)

tigger: help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
winnie: *pushes tigger down and humps*

that's the real winnie the pooh!

Winnie the Pooh 

1. the annoying motherfucker on that fucked up Walt Disney show. think think think..pop a cap in the fuckers ass.

2. the stupid bear i would bludgen with a bat and scream PWNED!

Winnie the Pooh 

When you put honey in someone's butthole and then fuck it.
Jack asked rose if he could Winnie the Pooh, then put honey in her ass before he fucked her.
Winnie the Pooh by Methpeppers March 25, 2017

Winnie the Pooh 

Jeffery 'Winnie the Poohed' the shit out of legolas.