Wike Mest

Midlands slang for being very drunk! So drunk you can no longer stand up, see or talk clearly. Being this drunk often leads to a 2 day hangover.
Failed my exam today. Need to get wike mest tonight.
by Sidewinder April 09, 2016
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Wiking Off

The act of masturbating to the frank visual depictions seen in images on particularly salacious wikipedia pages.
Man: I was bummed that my iPhone blocks porn until I found the wikipedia article on Lesbian Sexual Acts. I was wiking off all night!
by Colonel Wow March 26, 2011
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I don't wike it

This phrase was said by the greatest Chris of all time.... Chris Evans in an interview with Jimmy Fallon.
In his Bostonian accent, he changes the l's and the r's into w's making "I don't like it" into " I don't wike it."
His nephew too speaks like this and he claims that this incorporated with his day to day vernacular.

He claims to say " I don't wike it" a few thousand times to just to himself under his breath.
I don't wike it is a cute way of saying I don't like it
He even said this phrase in an interview with Jeremy Renner
Friend 1: hey let's go and work out.
Friend 2: Noooo... Please no.
Friend 1: what!? Why?
Friend 2: i don't wike it.
by huCkleBerRy_mUffIn May 14, 2022
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I don't wike it

This phrase was said by the greatest Chris of all time.... Chris Evans in an interview with Jimmy Fallon.
In his Bostonian accent, he changes the l's and the r's into w's making "I don't like it" into " I don't wike it."
His nephew too speaks like this and he claims that this incorporated with his day to day vernacular.

He claims to say " I don't wike it" a few thousand times to just to himself under his breath.
I don't wike it is a cute way of saying I don't like it
He even said this phrase in an interview with Jeremy Renner
Friend 1: hey let's go and work out.
Friend 2: Noooo... Please no.
Friend 1: what!? Why?
Friend 2: i don't wike it.
by huCkleBerRy_mUffIn May 14, 2022
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Wiked Wood

When you and your buddies start a band but then end up in a circle jerk watching reruns of Seinfeld
Y'all wanna Wiked wood? Don't leave me hanging brother!
by Hulk Hoagie September 02, 2022
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Wiking

To more than a simple walk but not a full hiking experience. Moderate tolerance.
by Lemonsugaruk May 31, 2022
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wike

Badass sexiest mf you will ever meet. He is signed in LFG and have 10 LFG rings. He is also a LFG Hall Of Fame player. He is also everyone's favorite vice commissioner in AFG.
OMG look at wike hes so hot.
by wike. July 01, 2021
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