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Hold ‘er wide

An alternative to “pedal to the metal”. Jake would always say “Hold ‘er wide” when he was flooring it off-roading.
by DustyH November 17, 2018
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Wiener goblin

(Noun)An unattractive or ugly troll who loves throating dicks.

(Verb) The act of giving a very toothy or gummy blowjob down to the base like a starving demon.
Hey bro, that wiener goblin gave me the sloppiest head the other night.

Me too brah!
by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020
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Wide Putin

Wide Putin is a meme that originated in June 2020. It is exactly what it sounds like. A video of Vladimir Putin walking with Song For Denise playing in the background, but he has been stretched out to look "wider". People have somehow managed to make jokes about this truly bizarre meme, such as these examples below:
Jokes in Wide Putin video comments:

"When the teacher says "if you're not interested in the lesson then leave" and you leave the classroom"
"6 year olds when they say bad morning to the teacher"
by BrickSpace August 3, 2020
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wienerizer

The female version of a womanizer. Basically, a woman who makes a bunch of stupid men believe she is in love with them.
Wienerizer, wiener-wienerizer, you're a wienerizer. Oh! Wienerizer. Oh! You're a wienerizer, baby.
by Rachel Corinne October 3, 2009
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ripped wide open

The state of being absolutely intoxicated from consuming many more alcoholic beverages than one's body can physically handle.
Dave: These past five days I've been completely sober, but tonight I'm getting ripped wide open.
by bouncedeezy August 24, 2010
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Wiener slot

The slot on the front of men's underwear. While the intended purpose of this slot is to allow for the wearer of the garment to withdraw their genitalia, nobody actually uses it. Although, it is possible that someone does. It is possible that somewhere in this world there is a man with the audacity to defy the standards of society and use The Slot, despite the very real possibility of ostracism, or even crucifixion. Such a man would be difficult to identify, because of the intimate and subtle nature of his rebellion, and is likely a master of concealment. He could be living beside you, your co-worker, your neighbor, even your family member, and you would never know. How should we regard him? Should we fear him? Should we hate him? Does he deserve punishment? Who is he to defy our customs? Who is he to ignore our rules? He is just a man, and as a man he is subject to Man’s Law, which, of course, explicitly prohibits the use of The Wiener Slot. Or should we embrace him? Should we admire his bravery, his instance on personal freedom? It may be that one day he will come forward and we will permit him to remove our shackles. It may be that one day we will look back on this time as a period of confusion and darkness and say, “Thank you, Weiner Slot guy, for liberating us from our ignorance!” It may be that our very civility rests in accepting the way of this man, this enigma, this loneliest of revolutionaries. It may be… It may very well be.
My name is XXXXX XXXXXXXXX, and I use the Wiener Slot.
by Anglomofo April 8, 2010
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pp wiener 95

It is simply a term no man will ever be able to define, however, just know it relates to the happiness and wellbeing of others.
Jim: pp wiener 95
Joe: are you okay?

Jim: pp wiener 95
by One interesting man 33 July 3, 2020
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