What The Fuck is a Kilometer

A thing that Americans say because we use the imperial system and not the metric system

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!

by TheRealUltraJack299 January 19, 2023

what the fuck is a sonic?

what is a sonic? i dunno.

what the fuck is a sonic?

by frogs did 9/11 January 18, 2018

what the fuck is a kilometer

i dont know.

what the fuck is a kilometer?!?!!

by the cooler penguin27 January 21, 2022

What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?

A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.

A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."

Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)

Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:

J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."

J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"

by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007

What the fuck is a kilometer?

A non-retarded unit of measurement used by countries that didn't loose their twin towers.

"Logan, the lap will be 3.69 kilometers long"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?"

by Kuk Poo June 13, 2023

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

its said for i love you or you are my best friend.

hey bro. WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!

bro: thank you : very much :3

by spookupt January 2, 2025

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

its used for saying i love you or you are my best friend or my wife.

hey bro, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

bro: awwwww you are my WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER too!

husband: hey vanessa, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!

vanessa: thank you faggot

by spookupt January 2, 2025