tiajuana bull whipper

when someone takes a crap in a sock and hits another person across the face with it

I Tiajuana Bull Whipped You!

by 2muchofapimp January 6, 2004

p-whipped

A nicer way of using the word pussywhipped -- this way of spelling it also bypasses the onboard censors found on many BBSs.

Jeff was so p-whipped, he couldn't even uranate without his domineering wife knowing about it.

by Telephony August 16, 2011

toddler-whipped

The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.

When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”

by jesshtx September 9, 2006

Piggy Whipped

To be followed and/or pulled-over by the police.

While speeding inattentively, I noticed flashing lights in my rearview, only to realize I had just been piggy whipped.

by P.E. Whipple July 30, 2011

new whip

A bad ass car that you just bought.

Here's the new whip.

by 383stroker March 15, 2015

Whipped

When a person, male or female is so in love with their partner that they will do anything for them, including allow themselves to be manipulated and controlled. Often results in a severe detachment from friends and family as the relationship becomes all-consuming.

person1: Dude, mark is so whipped by that girl!
person2: Yeah, he really likes her.
person1: What an idiot!

by Timmbo jon February 4, 2010

whip

Expensive, flashy sports car or sedan. Vehicle.

DAMN!...that's a pretty whip you got there, bro. Is that a Maserati? That must have cost you some bills!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 16, 2021