Welching

When movie-goers show up to the theater 45+ minutes before the feature presentation. The welchers usually play the movie trivia that repeats every 2 minutes and hang their legs over the seats in front of them, so no one else can sit there.

Billy: Hey Rob, let's go welch tonight... call up Jake and see if he wants to come with us.
Rob: JAKE! Wanna go welching with Billy and I tonight?

by Tizz Mizzle June 27, 2007

welcoin

A popular greeting amongst crypto enthusiasts. Often used formally while welcoming a MAN who has much more Bitcoin than you to an event, website, or your house (not a woman; This is because buying and selling crypto is clearly the most MANly and smartly thing any MAN can do)

"Hello my fellow male and welcoin to my crypto bank!"

by FoxxyBeb January 21, 2022

Welching

Staring at a hot guy. Most of the time your mouth is open and there is a lot of drool.

Oh my god! That guy is so hott! I'm totally welching!

by Brenna; Natalie; &Lauren May 4, 2006

Welching

When movie-goers show up to the theater 30+ minutes before the feature presentation.

The welchers usually play the movie trivia that repeats every 2 minutes and hang their legs over the seats in front of them, so no one else can sit there.

Billy: Hey Rob, let's go welch tonight... call up Jake and see if he wants to come with us.
Rob: JAKE! Wanna go welching with Billy and I tonight?

by Tizz Mizzle July 13, 2007

Wincoming

When a WIN is about to arrive.

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT! I'M ABOUT TO GET LAID!

Guy 2: WINCOMING!

by Retsila December 22, 2008

Welching

The act of performing fellatio on a female in the back seat of an Uber. The vehicle in question must be an Uber and the driver must be aware of the act.

Did you hear about Jim? He definitely Welched that THOT last night in the back of a Ford Taurus. See welching

by Swoler_Bear April 28, 2016

Welching

Continually whining, crying, complaining, or bitching about someone else or someone elses work even though you are the one who is a useless fuck-up and caused the problem in the first place.

Welcher (while snot-bubbling):"Somebody put stuff in the area i am working in, but didn't move it out while I was on my phone, playing my game in the shitter for the last 2 hours".

Innocent bystander: "stop your fucking welching, you're a grown ass man, so shut the fuck up before someone thinks we're friends".

by Maverickandgooseforever November 16, 2017