walmart

1. The source of all evil
2. The reason our economy will never be the same again

Friend: Hey wanna go to walmart?
You: That's the reason my father lost his job and we're so poor, go kill yourself

by HockeyUSA27 December 28, 2005

Walmart

A place to make fun of. This place is a magnet for hicks. Also a place that causes you to become itchy just by thinking about it.

"Dear God, I just saw some WalMart lovin'! These 2 hicks were making out in the shitty clothes section!"

"Damnit, Jack. I broke out in hives. Let's leave this crappy WalMart place.

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

walmart

who to blame when your job has been sent to Asia

I had a good paying job until walmart opened

by Ben Dover January 19, 2004

Walmart

A bunch of traitors who send all our jobs to china under the pretense the items will be cheaper, which btw is a bunch of Bull.

THe heads of Walmart should spend a month working in their own sweatshop.

by Wear April 22, 2006

walmart

A public beating, usually of a small child.

"Betty Joe, if you touch your brother again I'm gonna go walmart on your ass."

by ButtersLovesYou April 17, 2008

walmart

A haven for traditional American values. Meaning that a 15-year-old boy with homicidal tendencies can buy firearms and ammunition, but a 15-year-old girl whose boyfriend's condom broke will find nothing but an empty shelf. Patriotism at its finest.

Walmart is the embodiment of American ignorance and fundamentalism.

by ZipperGirl September 9, 2006

walmart

The only place where you can buy underwear, Doritos, a fishing pole and Halo 3 at 2:00 AM.

Last night, I went to Walmart and bought a few random items.

by Don't use your real name, son. June 29, 2009