Wallpaper

The thin layer of white residue that coats the inside of a glass crackpipe after use.

Once all the crack was gone, I pushed the brillow through the pipe to cover it with the wallpaper to get another hit.

by anonymous December 12, 2024

wallpaper pants

Pants printed with a print typically associated with wallpaper, such as flowers or a busy design. Typically preferred by the fashionable set, and teenagers.

Girl 1: Get a look at those wallpaper pants!
Girl 2: OMG, they're blinding.

by halsiebalsie July 29, 2012

Wallpaper View

If something just looks too good that it seems to be unreal. Think of those common wallpapers on your desktop. The ones with palms, beaches and beautiful landscapes, or of those skylines etc.

*Dan is posting a picture of a beautiful lonely island (where he actually is)*
John: are you kidding me? this looks sooo awesome!
Dan: i know, right? when i arrived there i was unable to move because of that WALLPAPER VIEW! it just looked to good to be true.

(Sorry for my english :( -not a native speaker)

by Kota.Thomas June 16, 2011

wallpaper gig

A musical performance intended to merely enhance the ambiance of a social function, rather than to directly enertain an attentive audience (i.e. dinner music).

"How'd the gig go last night?" / "I kept fucking up, but it was a wallpaper gig, so nobody noticed..."

by The DA September 9, 2008

wallpaper music

Middle-of-the-road, cocktail music, Muzak, or cheesy pseudo-New Age music intended to entice customers at a supermarket or department store to shop.

Why is it that alll these Wal-Marts have to have that blasted wallpaper music playing? Why can't they have jazz or classical music? For our Creator's sake!

by pentozali March 2, 2009

wallpaper boyfriend

When an individual has been talking to a guy or has a crush on a guy and makes their wallpaper a picture of them together.

OMG, Alyssa! Carter is your wallpaper boyfriend? ! Maybe he will ask you to be his real girlfriend some day...

by Have Another on Yacht Claire April 21, 2016

Wallpaper-chick

Aka Wallie A background chick, she makes the room look nice, she has potential but she is too shy, and intimidated to be her cool self around people whilst a Chanderlier-chick takes the show , she is confident and takes the spotlight effortlessly.

A Wallpaper-chick is #MordenFamily Alex is a Wallpaper-chick Haley is a "blonde" Chanderlier-chick lol

by ladonnarey March 13, 2015