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the mars volta

...the closest you will ever get to the best music ever invented.
The Mars Volta is an eargasm addiction, give me my daily fix of vitamins T-M-V now!

Everything else just sounds so...boring
by jboi May 17, 2007
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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014
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The Mars Volta

Prog-like band which fuses prog, blues, a bit of jazz, and of course, internal headphone gravy. Some despise them. Some bow to them. All and all, a great band regardless.
by Rie November 11, 2003
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Southern Volcano

Eruptive bowel movement, to such a degree that it mimics a volcano exploding, but downward.
Dude, I just ate three ex-lax brownies, and I feel a Southern Volcano coming in my near future.
by Tyson the Bastard May 2, 2006
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Testicular Volcano

When one gets hit in the balls, and ejaculates uncontrollably
Dipshit: Yo dawg, I heard your girlfriend hit you in the balls yesterday.
Herp Nugget: Yeah, I had a testicular volcano for 7 hours...
Dipshit: Holy shit man, can you hook me up with one of those?
by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015
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Volcanic Eruption

When a guy's blows a massive wad of cum from his penis
As Kiersten was sucking Chads balls A Volcanic Eruption occurred atop of her head ran down her back and into her butt crack!
by SlopNChop November 30, 2016
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Volgograd

The current name for the city of Stalingrad. it was renamed in 1961 after the river Volga, which runs through it. Nikita Khrushchev renamed it as part of his "de-stalinization" of the USSR.
The great city of Stalingrad was renamed Volgograd.
by DUH_13 June 16, 2010
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