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Vincemeat 

What the hooker made out of Vince the Shamwow guy's face.
"Wow, check out that prison photo of Vince the Shamwow guy, that hooker really made vincemeat out of his face!"
Vincemeat by Red Scourge March 18, 2010

Voicemail Tango 

When you call someone and start leaving a voicemail, only to have them call you while leaving the message, possibly going to your voicemail, and you are both dancing the (brrum pum pum) voicemail tango !
"Did you reach Sue last night ? "
"No, I tried but we just did the voicemail tango until my battery died"
"Sux dude"
Voicemail Tango by Chicago Grooves November 28, 2012
someone: "i have voicemask in mi discord server"
armster: "UWU"
voicemask by bakingrabbits November 17, 2020

Valley Voicemail 

a Valley VM is that awkward start of a voice message when the person you had calls is simultaneously calling you.
Hey Jenny, just calling to see if you wanted to <beep> oh that's you calling on the other line, I just left you a "valley voicemail".

call your voicemail

Phrase used when someone who lives in an area with crappy ass phone service (like Criket Wireless) needs to call their voicemail and stay on the line for about 10-12 seconds for them to receive any text messages that they have not yet received.
guy 1: "Hey man did you get my message?"
guy 2: "No i havent got anything."
guy 1: "wait dont you have criket?, man call your voicemail!"
call your voicemail by Carlos3609 January 28, 2011

voicemail 

The only way someone who doesn't text and I don't know will have any means of contacting me via phone.
If it's important, they'll leave a voicemail.
voicemail by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015