visit grandma

to have sex or make love to another person.

me and my girlfriend visit grandma at least three times a week.

by that funny guy you know March 4, 2009

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royal visit

A visit by the tongue to a lady's private region. The full works; the royal treatment.

I gave my girlfriend a royal visit. She was grateful for days.

by Captain Bird's Eye's Lovechild October 27, 2010

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Performing analingus in the middle of a blowjob. A well deserved rest for the dick-sucker while still giving your partner pleasure. Talented individuals will accompany a visit to the the Hamptons with a handjob. This is also known as a Rusty Trombone.

Person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh

Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!

by Mr McFeely July 13, 2011

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persistent visitation

Because "stalking" is such a harsh word...

1:I may have to get a restraining order..
2:Why?
1: Because he won't quit witb his persistent visitation while i am at work.

by RaininOnUrParade December 29, 2017

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Visitation academy

A a very, very white upper/upper middle class private all girls school in st. louis where the parking lot is filled with white or black jeep wranglers. But if you don’t have a jeep, it better be a mercedes, lexus, or bmw. Halls are filled with lululemon, plaid skirts, and navy polos, but never vineyard vines - too basic. These girls are seriously competitive, and the school is apparently opposite world. The popular girls are the smart ones. And if you dare to go out, bless your soul. These are the girls that will actually make something of their lives, but there is definitely a reason the school is nicknamed the dog palace on ballas.

Oh that’s a girl from visitation academy! Her daddy bought her a brand new white jeep wrangler, but it is ok because she will be able to pay him back.

by Girlllll Bye December 8, 2018

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