Vinnie hacker

The most handsome, funniest, intelligent, man on earth
He can also play baseball

I want Vinnie hacker to slut me out
I'm a slut for Vinnie hacker
Did you see how they tried to cancel Vinnie hacker on Twitter the other day and failed

Wow vinnie such an amazing baseball player

by Arianagrandesbadussy August 15, 2021

Vinnie hacker

I’m I simp for this man, The hottest man alive and in all tiktok app

If vinnie hacker told me he was kidnapping me I would say witch car u want me in the back or in the front seat

by Vale hacker November 27, 2020

vinnie hacker

the word “perfect” as a person lol

mary nearly fainted because she was so overwhelmed by vinnie hackers hotness, too bad he’s already married to sarina lol

by vinnieswifelol October 6, 2020

Vinnie Gognitti

An unintentionally adorable character from the Max Payne games. A gangster who hates Russians, cannot aim, beats up under-age call girls, wants to control the gun-trade and is completely obsessed with the Adventures of Captain Baseball Bat-Boy, which eventually results in his downfall.

Is it wrong to find Vinnie Gognitti attractive?

by Mrs Gognitti March 18, 2004

Vinnie Hacker

aka Vincent Cole Hacker, aka vending machine, aka vinegar, aka vinnie the pooh
THE hottest man alive (besides ryan reynolds) with a great personality and a great head of natural curly hair and great genes by his parents.

A literal statue of a greek god.

Random girls get very defensive when he is seen with another female homo sapiens on any social platform for no reason.

Vinnie Hacker: *breathes* / *posts a picture of his hand*
Simp: *dies*

by simp12321 January 4, 2021

vinnie the pooh

1.the cousin of winnie the pooh
2.eats yogurt instead of honey

one day vinnie the pooh and winnie the pooh decide to meet up and mix yogurt and hunny to get hogurt or yunny.

by sprtsgy1989 June 17, 2011

vinniesexual

When you’re completely and utterly in love with a Tiktok boy vinnie hacker and you know you will never date him

Me: I think I’m in love with vinnie hacker
Other people: oh so you’re a vinniesexual
Me: yes and I’m proud

by London_krf on tiktok December 30, 2020