A pissed-off, geeky video game enthusiast who hosts his own series of game reviews on YouTube, ScrewAttack.com and GameTrailers.com. Formerly known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd, he reviews some of the most godawful games ever made (usually games on the NES) in an over-the-top manner. He is known for his New Jersey accent, his heavy drinking (usually drinks Rolling Rock and Yuengling beer) and his filthy mouth. The Nerd uses ridiculous amounts of profanity in his videos, to the point where he makes up his own words ("fuckfarts", "fuckballs"), and sums up the games with phrases such as "What a shitload of fuck," or "It sucks monkey fuck!!!!!" Usually he also describes some horrific thing he would rather do than play the games, such as "drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus", in order to let the viewer know just how bad the game is. Some of the games/systems/accessories are destroyed in a comical manner (flushed down the toilet, stuck in the toaster, etc.) after he is done reviewing them. The series also sometimes has "special guests" such as Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Spider-Man, Bugs Bunny, Michael Myers and Leatherface, most of whom have the living shit beaten out of them by the Nerd. Some examples of games that the Nerd has reviewed are:
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (NES)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES)
The Karate Kid (NES)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
Back To The Future (NES)
Top Gun (NES)
Friday the 13th (NES)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (NES)
Power Glove (NES accessory)
Atari 5200
Ghostbusters (NES)
Sega CD
Sega 32X
Die Hard (NES)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Atari 2600)
Dragon's Lair (NES)
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (NES)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES)
The Karate Kid (NES)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
Back To The Future (NES)
Top Gun (NES)
Friday the 13th (NES)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (NES)
Power Glove (NES accessory)
Atari 5200
Ghostbusters (NES)
Sega CD
Sega 32X
Die Hard (NES)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Atari 2600)
Dragon's Lair (NES)
He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari-Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
"ASS!!!!!!"
"Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" (slow motion) "FFFFFFFUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!"
"This game is ass!!!!!!"
"Cowabunga? Cowa-fuckin'-piece-o'-dog-shit!!!!!!!"
"This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!!!"
"It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit........ and I don't like it."
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari-Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
"ASS!!!!!!"
"Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" (slow motion) "FFFFFFFUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!"
"This game is ass!!!!!!"
"Cowabunga? Cowa-fuckin'-piece-o'-dog-shit!!!!!!!"
"This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!!!"
"It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit........ and I don't like it."
by OldeSchool January 6, 2008
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commonly a scapegoat for politicians and crappy parents
my hobby
commonly a scapegoat for politicians and crappy parents
my hobby
ace combat 4,halo,alien vs predator 2,mortal kombat,street fighter,megaman X,kirby,super mario world, and yoshi's island made my kid gouge my wife's left eye out and feed it to our dog,i woulda stopped him or tought him better,but i was to drunk off my ass to be a proper parent
by covenant mastermind October 8, 2003
Get the video game mug.Video Game Ending Syndrome is the intense feeling of sadness that a person may experience upon completion of a video game that the person was able to really immerse themselves in. These video games often draw the user into the their story, involving the user in the characters lives, so that when something happens to the characters the user feels emotions connected with it. This type of syndrome can be experienced mid-game if say, your favorite character is killed off, however it usually only appears at the conclusion of the game, wherein the story reaches its conclusion and the feeling of sadness is created by either the events in the conclusion, or simply the fact that gameplay, and the storyline is not over. This syndrome usually lasts at maximum one day, and can be cured by the purchase of a new video game which is equally involving. There is also some evidence to suggest a similar syndrome exists with "books" however this is impossible to test since the art of reading has been lost for many years.
Dude 1: Hey man whats wrong with Jack?
Dude 2: He just finished playing Mafia II and now he's upset at the ending
Dude 1: Oh right...Video Game Ending Syndrome... I had that when I finished Red Dead Redemption...poor guy.
Dude 2: He just finished playing Mafia II and now he's upset at the ending
Dude 1: Oh right...Video Game Ending Syndrome... I had that when I finished Red Dead Redemption...poor guy.
by nugget_35 September 27, 2010
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Anti Video Game Activist: SAINTS ROW IS VIOLENT AND IT WILL LEAD PEOPLE TO NOT DIE FROM HEIGHTS, BANK HESTS, ENERGY DRINKS, JAPANESE COMMERCIALS!!!
Crowd: *Cheers in agreement*
Crowd: *Cheers in agreement*
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by TanooKirby May 23, 2003
Get the video game mug.James Rolfe/James Rolf. The name is often shortened by the AVGN or even The Nerd. He is formally known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd. He plays the most shittest games in mankind and uses the most absurd amount of profanity. He loves (surprisingly) the Contra series and the Street Fighter series. He reviews shitty games, and only shitty games, and may even get to the point where he shits on the cartridge/and/or destroys it in a way. The theme song is played by an amazing guitarist named Kyle Justin.
by MisaTange July 6, 2009
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