Solo Rusty Ventilator

When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest

Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?

Jason: It was the dog

Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts

Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator

Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day

by Safarijon January 20, 2009

Vetinated

What happens to animals at the vets

My cat was sick so I had to get her vetinated.

by orekyo January 8, 2012

Ventilation

Relief from an over-heated nightclub dance floor.

Girl, I'm dyin' in here. I've gotta step outside and get some ventilation.

by SuperPry February 22, 2010

ventilator

Shotgunning smoke into someone's nostrils.

Blowing smoke into someone's nose.

I gave her the ventilator and smoke came out her mouth.

by Skankypants December 19, 2015

ventibate

1. To achieve satisfaction through an emotional outburst.
2. To expose something to public examination or discussion.

When I'm frustrated and need to get something off my chest, I always feel better after I ventibate.

by Hammer Uncut December 9, 2008

vexilated

furious, annoyed beyond belief

he was an hour late, i was bare vexilated

by vexilatedkween January 15, 2018

ventilator251

The coolest kid to have ever walked the surface of yo mama. Yo mama so fat, it took him 200 years to get from 1 eye to the other.

Ventilator251 is really cool. I wish I could be like him!!

by Bentomaster69420(notventilator April 20, 2021