Oh, it was terrible... it was old and ugly and smelled like mothballs, and it's teeth fell out in the middle of screaming "Macgyver" while it had it's way with me... I was velociraped!
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Velocicopter: wind-milling your penis in front of a prospective mate with your arms poised like a raptor with an accompanying "Rawr"...
Tara thought Jon was the most boring first date ever until he brandished his Velocicopter wooing her with erotic amusement...
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Get the Velocicopter mug.I particularly aggressive brand of cougar. A surly middle aged woman who like to hunt younger men for companionship. Velociraptors may hunt alone or they may hunt in a group. The typical cougar uses bravado to make up for ages of insecurity, she pretends to be sure of her self and hides behind the hunt. The velociraptor is much more skilled, knows the score and is capable of taking down not just cougar bait but confident young men as well.
Person 1: Why do you think A-Rod ruined his marriage to get with that nasty old Madonna?
Person 2: I don't think he had a chance once she had him in her sights, Madonna isn't a cougar, she's a full blown velociraptor. A-Rod was simply out matched.
Person 2: I don't think he had a chance once she had him in her sights, Madonna isn't a cougar, she's a full blown velociraptor. A-Rod was simply out matched.
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Get the Velociraptor mug.The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly velociraptor with an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh and mammoth farts.
The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)
The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.
He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)
The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.
He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
*Nate:* a flaming zombie running around sounds f$%king hilarious.
*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
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source: casey-boy's invention preston and steve show philadelphia
source: casey-boy's invention preston and steve show philadelphia
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