Ted went to Tijuana and ate the worm in the tequila. When he woke up with no balls, it became evident that he had undergone a Tijuana Vasectomy.
by MJJCool January 9, 2012
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Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.
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The doctor is going to vasectomate me.
by BigMcBrad July 22, 2009
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my man got a vasectomy, now he can fuck me hard without a condom or without me on birth control, yeah, the gift that keeps on cumming, uh, giving.
by mark101 June 12, 2008
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This action occurs when a poor male is too financially unstable get a vasectomy, and as an alternative they take a powerful object (i.e a sledgehammer) and strike upon their testicles. The result is no more child support bills and legitimate balls.
My man Deandre is already paying $20,000 per year in child support for sketchy hookers so when we were about to fuck he gave himself a ghetto vasectomy. Instead of fucking we ended up in the emergency room.
by YourMom68+1 December 22, 2013
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