More Music Variety

Meaningless phrase used in radio station jingles. Intended to hypnotise listeners into believing they are listening to a quality radio station with a varied and interesting selection of music. The phrase is usually repeated once every 10 minutes which is just often enough to stop listeners from coming out of their trance and asking "how can playing the same five songs over and over again be considered More Music Variety?"

"You're listening to Syndicated Content FM, with More Music Variety!" <cut to the current Number 4 best selling record for the fifth time that day>

by tentaclez111 May 24, 2009

Garden Variety Hot Topic Goth

Mall-wandering Goth who shops at Hot Topic. Idolizes Amy Lee. Puts on black makeup and clothes, listens to Evanescence and Good Charlotte. Writes horrible Poetry.

"Hark! What doth cometh out of Hot Topic? The Pants with tons of Metal! The Good Charlotte Shirt! The GAWTHIK TEARDROPS! IT BE THE GARDEN VARIETY HOT TOPIC GOTH!"

by [schism] July 26, 2004

Vabies

Vampiric rabies; the variety of which causes vampires to sparkle.

"Did you know Edward Cullen sparkles because of Vabies, sadly there is no cure"

by 89243897423897423897243 April 30, 2012

varmier

1. God of Darkness and Blood

2.God of all things unknown and know

You remind me of my father Varmier.

Varmier is a prefect God

by Natsukei Shiffer January 24, 2015

Richard Dreyfus Variety hour!

To randomly and quickly over act...... ten times......in nine different scenarios.

if you punch a five year old in the face ten times you have committed a crime, if you stab him thirty seven times in the chest you have won the Richard Dreyfus Variety hour!!!

by Broguts February 27, 2010

variety workshop

The 1Vdub is the best fucking band in the Tampa Bay area! Evan jumps off the stage into the crowd & starts moshin'while Robbie spits crazy quick lyrics while rockin' the guitar against Ryan's funkie style on the bass that unites with Brian on the drums. It's always an energy driven show with the 1Vdub & their fans!

If you can't jam with heart & passion, STEP AWAY FROM THE STAGE.

by goofiegirl April 18, 2004

Variety Pack

1. noun. The term used to describe a pack of cigarettes containing many different brands of cigarettes. The pack, through trading or mixing, has at least 3 different kinds of cigarettes, allowing the owner many choices.

"Can I bum a grit off you?"
"Sure, I got 3 Camel Lights, 1 Marb Red, 2 Winstons, 1 Virginia slim, a Camel Strait, 5 Parliaments, and 3 USA Golds. Which one?"
"I'll take the Slim, and that's one hell of a variety pack you got there."

by Biff Justice March 22, 2006