Valhalla

A term used for a sex routine where a guy is getting head while eating pizza, getting a massage by a massage chair, and playing video games!

Hey girl come in here and give me some Valhalla, Yeah me and my girlfriend went to Valhalla last night, Make me some pizza so we can Valhalla

by Wilgo October 22, 2010

Valhalla

A sex move, wherein one, during the act of intercourse, bestows a weapon upon their partner, and does battle. At the moment of climax, both partners perish.

"Aye, brave warrior! How've you and your mistress come to be here in this place?"

"Well, uh, we did the Valhalla."

"A truly worthy path to the afterlife indeed!"

by Tron55000 November 5, 2021

Valhalla

Valhalla is a LAN that occurs regularly in South Australia

dude: cant work this weekend, im going to valhalla

by Not HnV December 9, 2004

Valhalla

When you get so stoned, you begin start naming norse realms

You know you've reached valhalla when you've smoked so much you start praising odin for a wonderful smoke sesh.

by Man of a thousand grams May 11, 2019

Valhalla

Valhalla is an arbitrary location associated with general savagery. Valhalla can be anywhere, but it is typically found at a really fun event or activity with your best friends. When you reach Valhalla, you've reached the emotional or physical peak of whatever activity you are doing.

The "journey" or "ride" to Valhalla is typically the actions (dancing, hiking, drinking, etc.) you and your friends are doing. You will know you've reached Valhalla only upon reflection of your journey.

Walking into a music festival . . ."Let's ride west boys! Valhalla awaits!"

Coming back from a backpacking trip . . . "What a journey, we definitely found Valhalla"
Asking a stranger for directions . . ."Excuse me, do you know which direction Valhalla is?"

by valhalla_awaits October 12, 2018

Valhalla

A map in Halo 3.

Dude 1: What map do ya wanna play on?
Dude 2: Valhalla, it's the best. It's on Red vs Blue.

by LukeMCFC141 January 7, 2012

valhalla magic

the one and only amazing skills produced by the valhalla soccer team.

santiagos goal was not only finesse, it was pure magic

by philly d October 22, 2004