Van Dyke

It’s car full of gawd damn lesbians what more do you want

OH MY GOD U SEE THAT VAN DYKE.

YO DATS HOT AS FUCK MAN
SHOULD WE JOIN IN
FUCK YEA MY DUDE

by The Cool Bomber October 4, 2018

van dyke

van dyke projects one of the hardest projects in Brownsville

yo niggas was shootin in van dyke last night

by Breeze ey October 5, 2007

Van Dyke

A set of public housing buildings (projects) in Brownsville Brooklyn NYC.

You know Rell from Van Dyke?

by Zabaida May 7, 2007

Van Dyke

A Van Dyke is what someone gets on their chin while getting t-bagged. When draping your balls across some fine lady's nose, grind the ol' bunghole on her chin and leave a lil' something. Leave her a Van Dyke!

Note: If her eyes are closed and you have a friend nearby, have him take a turn, but don't tell her. Of course, then it will have to be called a Dick Sargent. Hey! I made a Bewitched television show joke!

Debra got a little more manly while getting t-bagged by Ted. He did the friendly thing and gave her a nice Van Dyke to go with her schnozzola! Ted's too hype too wipe, so she got a really good one and was a real hepcat.

by Pete Henry May 8, 2006

vandyked

The process of giving a person the appropriate goatee to match their Tom Selleckesque mustache.

"Colbert expertly vandyked the current representitive from the fightin' eleventh. Not to be confused with Newt Gingrich or the dude from Monty Python"

by Colbert Nation Senior Urban Dictionary Correspondent May 9, 2006

Van Dyke

A type of lesbian.

1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school

Leslie always drives when our women's group goes anywhere. She must be the Van Dyke.

by SJ@24 September 6, 2009

Dick van Dyke

A sibling sexual act of the Land Shark.

To preform the Dick van Dyke, the man must have their partner get on the ground up side-down, so that their ass is in the air.
The partner then, completely naked, enters the room whilst sining the Dick van Dyke Show theme song. He then trips over a nearby ottoman, thus catapulting him into the air. He then attempts to enter into his hole of choice in his partner.

Fred: Hey, you wanna come over and watch the game at my place?

Ted: Nah, I'm going to the store to buy an ottoman so I can Dick van Dyke my girlfriend.

Fred: HOT!

by The6thDegree January 6, 2008