vandocker

1. A vandocker is a person (or persons) who enjoy the outdoors away from modern society and whom visit National Forests, BLM land, and Walmart parking lots in their quest for freedom and solitude. They are typically Nature lovers and truly believe in "Pack it in, pack it out" and you will seldom be able to tell whether they have visited a location or not.

The mode of travel is typically in a van but can be anything on wheels and if so driven they may as well have solar panels to aid in off the grid traveling and visiting locations. Many people are surprised at the education levels found within this group as they range from Doctorates to high school graduates or simply a GED. Whatever their education level, they all seem to have a common thread: To travel freely and enjoy the great outdoors with as little impact on Mother Earth and Society as they can.

2. A outdoor and sporting goods company that caters to adventure enthusiasts and extreme sports athletes.

I feel like I'm stuck in a rut. I want to be a vandocker so I can be free from society, focus on my passion, and explore the world.

by moderngoat February 26, 2020

Vandoff

is the coolest ox with shades u would see in a Johnny Bravo episode.

Do u see that Vandoff looking in the mirror?

by Goth 21 June 17, 2021

vandro

too much of a goat. da winter baby. sturdy

vandros sturdy

by sturdy man October 12, 2021

Vanduh

Vanduh is the worst basketball player, in fact he should retire. He can't even shoot 3's, he has the worst player build and is absolute dog shit. He is taller than his peers but he lets his height go to waste, he is lazy and is always on his phone all day because he likes this girl Arianna.

"Man, that nigga Vanduh sucks so much at basketball" - Cung

by CIownduh November 4, 2021

vandor

Concatenation of "vendor" and "vandal", denoting a vendor who is prepared to damage your interests should these be perceived to conflict with theirs.

Microsoft's Product Activation places them in the vandor category - if Windows suspects your computer has changed "too much", it will refuse to run.

by cquirke October 1, 2003

VanDouchebag

A loser who treats other people like shit and thinks they are better than everyone else.

Lauren VanDouchebag better stop hatin' and shut the fuck up before i kick her ass.

by guess who?***** September 17, 2008

vandusky

A conversion van with the following exhaustive criteria:

windowage = low

sodomic intent = high

These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.

(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, Paterno Motors, Penntiac, Pedofiero, and Pederaston Martin)

(NOTE: the identity of the conversees below will be protected by the pseudonyms B. Costas, and J. Sandusky. ... Naw, that's too obvious... Bob and Jerry.)

Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?
<long pause>
<more long pausing>
Jerry: Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."

by barfcake January 15, 2012