A movie that well... kind of sucked. Based on the previews, it really didn't look
bad. Anything that has dancing werewolves and a spoof about some of those insane team
Edward/Jacob fans can't be too
bad, right? Wrong. This movie is only
80 minutes, but it feels much longer. The movie drags on, and the plot is just random. It has a few good moments that make you laugh, but for the most part, you just want it to end. It doesn't even matter if you
love or hate Twilight. Both Twilight lovers and haters could have enjoyed this movie. Instead, lovers hate it because it doesn't even make sense, and haters hate it because it is a
lame parody of Twilight. Overall, it is a complete waste of time and money. Enjoy.
Boy #1: "Vampires
Suck? Isn't that the movie that makes fun of Twilight? I want to see it!"
Boy #2: "Yeah, well Vampires
Suck sucks even more than Edward
Cullen with a sippy cup of blood!"
