vampires 

A demon of the night that drains blood: the humans life force in order to live. Vampires also can not go out in the sun.

MWAHAH *cough*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

vampires by smab July 20, 2004

Vampires teabag 

A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.

So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!

Vampires teabag by Valetudo March 26, 2004

Vampires Suck 

A movie that well... kind of sucked. Based on the previews, it really didn't look bad. Anything that has dancing werewolves and a spoof about some of those insane team Edward/Jacob fans can't be too bad, right? Wrong. This movie is only 80 minutes, but it feels much longer. The movie drags on, and the plot is just random. It has a few good moments that make you laugh, but for the most part, you just want it to end. It doesn't even matter if you love or hate Twilight. Both Twilight lovers and haters could have enjoyed this movie. Instead, lovers hate it because it doesn't even make sense, and haters hate it because it is a lame parody of Twilight. Overall, it is a complete waste of time and money. Enjoy.

Boy #1: "Vampires Suck? Isn't that the movie that makes fun of Twilight? I want to see it!"

Boy #2: "Yeah, well Vampires Suck sucks even more than Edward Cullen with a sippy cup of blood!"

Vampires Suck by craziness15 September 11, 2010

Vampires Everywhere 

Found in Hollywood, Vampires Everywhere now signed with Century Media.
Band members
Singer/ Screamer goes by the name of Michael Vampire,
Zak Night and Aaron Graves on Guitar,
David Darko on Drums,
Jay Killa on Keyboards,
Alexander Rogue on Bass,
Down to earth guys, somewhat big egos, but brilliant artists, Known most for their song Immortal Love,
Vampires Everywhere! got their name and inspirations from Lost Boys,

Hottopic dweeb : Zomg did you hear about the Sacred Ceremony Tour? Black Veil Brides on tour w00t!

Girl who knows about music : You know there are other bands on the tour, right?

Hottopic Dweeb : BVB all the way dude,

Girl listening in : I happen to like VE! best

Second girl listening in : I like Modern Day Escape, Vampires Everywhere! Get Scared and Black Veil Brides, you all need to get a life Newbz

Vampires Everywhere by EmoSceneHipsterKid October 8, 2010

Vampires Suck 

Another one of those spoof movies made by the same guys who made Meet the Spartans , Disaster Movie and etc but this time attacking The Twilight series . If you've seen Meet the Spartans and/or Disaster Movie, You know this movie is going to be shit. No I hate Twilight so I am not defending it.

Friend 1: Hey man want to see a movie?

Friend 2: Sure, what is it?

Friend 1: Vampires suck, it's made by the same guys who made Disaster movie and Meet the Spartans. It's going to be funny!

Friend 2: I hate you GTFO of my sight.

Vampires Suck by CsDaMan August 5, 2010

Vampires Dark Rising 

Prepare for treason, backstabbing bitches and poisonous alliances. Although rated 12+, definitely not suitable for under 18, due to the explicit avatars in-game and cheesy B.B.E. lovestories. Proceed with caution.

Oh you're on an amazing Vampires Dark Rising talon run? Let me self claim you.

Vampires Dark Rising by đarƙy October 9, 2016

Vampires Kiss 

When a guy eats a girl out while she’s on her period.

“Omg, did you hear? Apparently, Tom gave Jessica a Vampires Kiss the other day. She was super freaked out!”

Vampires Kiss by A Mistake on God’s part February 12, 2020