valure

The allure of good value for money.

"Steve was enticed by the valure of the £2.99 Whopper meal"

by Butterick McJobber August 6, 2009

valtree

A very large breasted woman. Best of all valerie's. Direct descendent of a famous WHITE jazz musician. Loves her boobs more than anything. Loves the cock. All her friends think and want her to be a lesbian but she refuses. Loves Boobs, All boobs, big boobs, little boobs, black boobs, white boobs, all boobs.

“Hey look at those tits on that valtree”
“I wish my boobs were as big as valree’s”

by Josephry April 5, 2008

Valoree

Horribly awesome

that Valoree is horribly awesome

by Oree October 16, 2008

valore

a supreme form of dudness - also known as extreme incompetence or stupidity

when one fails a task "ohhh dude you valored that hard!!!!"

by the Suppreme one June 2, 2016

valdres

Valdres is a place in Norway where people with big horse cocks go skiing. The local motto is "God damn, why are these skiing pants so f*cking tight around the dick!"

Internet doesn't exist in Valdres. "Who is Internet", they say. They draw their own porn in the snow with their dicks.

Lets go to Valdres! I need to cool down my cock head in the snow.

by Sklutekongen April 14, 2017

Vilfred

A vilfred is the mightiest of them all.
That is because vilfred is the god himself. The ruler of all world.

Oh no you have betrayed the vilfred. We are all doomeda

by Vilfred the all mighty August 18, 2018

Vilfred

A vilfred is the god of all and the master of the legendary boyan. The Boyan will always fear the vilfred. The vilfred is the real leader and created the boyan to make a fool af all living creatures.

The vilfred is the real creator of universes. NOT the boyan.

by Vilfred the all mighty August 20, 2018