vagenius

A guy who is brilliant at getting together with women and helping his friends do the same.

Bert told me what to text this girl and I got laid, the guy is a vagenius.

by Bert Juman January 8, 2010

vagenius

someone who has perfected the art of cunnilingus.

"After dinner, we went home and got to third base. He was a vagenius!"

by 1brazilnut December 9, 2008

vagenius - (smart pussy)

Just like a smart phone vagenius relates to the level of features a woman's vagina has. Most men appreciate and cherish vagenius. Generally, it is meant as a high form of praise toward the level of quality of the woman's vagina.

Some features common to vagenius's are: snap back, kegel lock up, squirting, pussy tricks in general. It can also be applied in a sentence such as she got some "vagenius!" or She pays the bills with her "vagenius - (smart pussy)".

by I.C. REW July 1, 2011

vagenius

a vagina expert

"did you know that vaginas..."
"oh my god, you're such a vagenius"

by baboonis March 29, 2016

Vagenius

A man who pretends to be in a relationship to trick his opponent into thinking that he is no longer trying. Further accomplishing his ultimate goal in becoming a fantasy football god.

Did you hear that Vag changed his relationship status on Facebook to taken? I think he's just tricking CPL. What a Vagenius.

by Thaoliban December 27, 2021

vagenius

when a woman is smart

damn, that woman is intelligent asf, she must be a vagenius.

by nathan.rnc August 26, 2023

Vagenius

A person who is well versed in the vagina, it's needs, and it's wants. Also may be referred to as a "Pussy Whisperer"

Girl I know why you love that man, I'm a Vagenius I can tell he's giving you that good dick.

by eeem28 October 23, 2014