vegetable

A mockery of of the term fruit when used seriously.

"Your such a fruit."
"Yeah well your a vegetable."

by Cannibal Guppy November 2, 2003

vegetable

A straight person. The opposite of a "fruit," aka a gay person.

The majority of the world are vegetables.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

vegetable

asian slang for dumb blonde.

I can no believe vegetables want us to go out with the black mans. We far superior and asian with black man is unnatural fo shizzle.

by got rice? March 7, 2005

Vegetable

Jordan Potter

That person is so braindead, he's like a Vegetable.

by Giraffes up in the air March 3, 2009

vegetable

the term used for any edible object used to pleasure oneself

usually inserted into the pussy
may also be inserted into the ass

Was that a cucumber in there?
No it was a banana.
Oh, wow she can take big vegetables

by yo May 13, 2004

vegetable

means you are very bad at something in chinese

ur so vegetable

by very vegetable September 4, 2022

vegetable

Something that vegets would be my guess.

..What the hell is a vegetable? Why isn't it called a stick? Tastes the same, right?

by minari-naga September 7, 2004