A touhou character that first appeared in the PC game Touhou 11. Utsuho Reiuji (霊烏路空) is a Hell Raven, or yatagarasu, holding the power to control nuclear fusion. Her character design shows remarkable resemblance to Chernobyl. She is sometimes referred to as "The Black Bird of Chernobyl", though a comparison between her Yatagarasu eye and the eye of Sauron has also been made. Utsuho spends more of her time maintaining an underground geyser, together with Rin Kaenbyou
I just got myself into stage 6, the Blazing Hell, and boy did my shrine maiden complain about the heat. It wasn't until we encountered the boss, Utsuho Reiuji, that she finally stopped complaining
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Typical Utah drivers:
People from Morgan County driving to Ogden and being confused by left-turn arrows at intersections.
A mother trying to control her 7 kids while navigating a car the size of a bus to the grocery store.
An old person driving 15mph through a school zone…at night…on a Saturday…
A boy driving a truck sees a girl walking on the sidewalk. The sight of a female without her parents around causes all his blood to move from his head to that dark dirty place his mother told him not to touch until he's married.
People from Morgan County driving to Ogden and being confused by left-turn arrows at intersections.
A mother trying to control her 7 kids while navigating a car the size of a bus to the grocery store.
An old person driving 15mph through a school zone…at night…on a Saturday…
A boy driving a truck sees a girl walking on the sidewalk. The sight of a female without her parents around causes all his blood to move from his head to that dark dirty place his mother told him not to touch until he's married.
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When you and your friends take up one whole side of the road with one car per lane going as far under the speed limit as you think you can get away with
by Carl395 August 20, 2007
Get the utah roadblock mug.When two men (typically Mormon) lock eyes and proceed to simultaneously give each other hand-jobs in a contest to see who can withstand orgasming the longest. The first man to ejaculate has "lost" the Utah standoff and is, by virtue, a homosexual.
This widely practiced method of settling disputes originated among Adam Smith's early followers as a non-lethal alternative to dueling. Recently, it has been employed as a litmus test to determine where a man falls in the spectrum of sexuality, as a heterosexual male would obviously not allow another man to force him to climax.
These affairs are rarely witnessed as they occur behind closed doors due to the socially questionable nature of the practice, but are truly a spectacle to behold. There is typically an exorbitant amount of grunting, grimacing, sweating, trying not to make out with each other, and occasionally crying, ending with an outburst from the losing contestant that consists of equal parts orgasmic pleasure and shame.
It is rumored that Joseph Smith hurriedly invented the Utah Standoff to explain what was happening when someone walked in on him passionately and intensely jerking off one of his followers, but again, these are only rumors.
This widely practiced method of settling disputes originated among Adam Smith's early followers as a non-lethal alternative to dueling. Recently, it has been employed as a litmus test to determine where a man falls in the spectrum of sexuality, as a heterosexual male would obviously not allow another man to force him to climax.
These affairs are rarely witnessed as they occur behind closed doors due to the socially questionable nature of the practice, but are truly a spectacle to behold. There is typically an exorbitant amount of grunting, grimacing, sweating, trying not to make out with each other, and occasionally crying, ending with an outburst from the losing contestant that consists of equal parts orgasmic pleasure and shame.
It is rumored that Joseph Smith hurriedly invented the Utah Standoff to explain what was happening when someone walked in on him passionately and intensely jerking off one of his followers, but again, these are only rumors.
Ezekial: That is verily my sheep, for I recognize it as the most beautiful in the flock. Return it to me at once, Jedidiah, or I shall invoke the Utah Standoff.
Jedidiah: Bring it on.
(Utah Standoff proceeds, Ezekial is defeated)
Jedidiah: Victory and the sheep are mine to enjoy!
Ezekial: I love you.
Jedidiah: I love you too.
Me: That's pretty gay.
Jedidiah: Bring it on.
(Utah Standoff proceeds, Ezekial is defeated)
Jedidiah: Victory and the sheep are mine to enjoy!
Ezekial: I love you.
Jedidiah: I love you too.
Me: That's pretty gay.
by Rake7613 January 30, 2010
Get the Utah Standoff mug.While having unprotected sex via the "pull out" method, right as the man is about to blow his load and abort mission, the woman wraps her legs around the man, thus locking him in and causing his load to fill inside her. This increases the chance of conception, and therefore a baby. The Utah Pull Out has been very popular in starting large Mormon families, and locking men into marriage after they come home from their missions.
Kathleen used the Utah Pull Out on her brother John so he was locked into starting a large, Mormon family with her. Mormon Utah Pull Out Brigham Young
by A Manly Ape May 16, 2016
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