For the love of God, don't move here if you are black, mexican, asian, Christian, Catholic, don't like Disney Channel, hate pop music, or anything else... You will be ridiculed as fuck.
Utahn: So, what kind of music do you like? I enjoy Taylor Swift...
Me: Huh, really? I like The Beatles, And System of A Down, you gotta hear those guys, they kick ass...
Utahn: Ohhh, you said "Ass", and I hate the Beatles, and I don't know what system of a down is! But it sounds like a bad thing! Go away terrible person! You are not worthy!
Me: Fuckin' hypocrites...
Me: Huh, really? I like The Beatles, And System of A Down, you gotta hear those guys, they kick ass...
Utahn: Ohhh, you said "Ass", and I hate the Beatles, and I don't know what system of a down is! But it sounds like a bad thing! Go away terrible person! You are not worthy!
Me: Fuckin' hypocrites...
by Kobuscus April 23, 2011
Get the Utahmug. by Mkkshr March 7, 2019
Get the Utahmug. by GuerrillaFuunkstaahh July 12, 2004
Get the Utahmug. one of the 50 states in what is known as the United States. Utah is seemingly made famous for its excess of mormons, virgins, meth, and republicans. Also for its lack of alcohol, amusement, prostitutes, and anything worth ever participating in. Studies show that those who grow up in utah are ten times more likely to punch a small child with malice as an adult.
by sexy mcsexertonfieldville September 19, 2010
Get the Utahmug. 
1. State in the Western portion of the Continental United States.
2. Closest thing to actual hell on Earth, in terms of sheer temperature and desolation. Can travel for over 100 miles at a time without coming across one settlement or exit on the freeway.
2. Closest thing to actual hell on Earth, in terms of sheer temperature and desolation. Can travel for over 100 miles at a time without coming across one settlement or exit on the freeway.
1. Traveling West from Colorado, I entered Utah, and promptly turned around.
2. While traveling in Utah, I waited for two hours for an exit to use the restroom, finnaly coming across a Truck Stop before having to travel another 100 miles without any possibility to stop.
2. While traveling in Utah, I waited for two hours for an exit to use the restroom, finnaly coming across a Truck Stop before having to travel another 100 miles without any possibility to stop.
by Mummer February 9, 2004
Get the Utahmug. Care to know about this state? Utah's just another lame state. It's not quite as exciting as California, New York, Florida, or Texas. Here's the story from a resident.
It's famous for a few things. Hard to believe I know. Utah is known for: Mormons of course, fry sauce, the 2002 Winter Olympics, David Archiletta, and country music group Shedaisy. Many movies are filmed in Utah. I believe high school musical was filmed here (not a fan or anything). You can find some beautiful views of desert, canyons, a few lakes, and mountains. It's hard to tear apart the seasons and in the winter it is snowy and cold; God it's cold!
Utah is just as diverse as any state; however, among this diversity 3/4 of it seems to occupy one big group. This group includes Mormons, a brainwashed religious group who believe they are the only ones who will end up in heaven and believe they are the only ones with a right to be there, and closed minded, right winged nut jobs. Dare to be different here? There are many nice people, but it's not always a very friendly state. It's full of piss assed, uptight ass holes. Wave to anyone and they'll give you the evil eye it seems.
From what I hear people who grew up in high crime areas feel safer when they move to Utah. Could that be true of any state though? Perhaps it was just the city they were in? Utahns seem to believe it's the "moral fiber" of their state. Positive reactions to outside visitors are basically like "Oh utah. Cool."
That's Utah in a nut shell.
It's famous for a few things. Hard to believe I know. Utah is known for: Mormons of course, fry sauce, the 2002 Winter Olympics, David Archiletta, and country music group Shedaisy. Many movies are filmed in Utah. I believe high school musical was filmed here (not a fan or anything). You can find some beautiful views of desert, canyons, a few lakes, and mountains. It's hard to tear apart the seasons and in the winter it is snowy and cold; God it's cold!
Utah is just as diverse as any state; however, among this diversity 3/4 of it seems to occupy one big group. This group includes Mormons, a brainwashed religious group who believe they are the only ones who will end up in heaven and believe they are the only ones with a right to be there, and closed minded, right winged nut jobs. Dare to be different here? There are many nice people, but it's not always a very friendly state. It's full of piss assed, uptight ass holes. Wave to anyone and they'll give you the evil eye it seems.
From what I hear people who grew up in high crime areas feel safer when they move to Utah. Could that be true of any state though? Perhaps it was just the city they were in? Utahns seem to believe it's the "moral fiber" of their state. Positive reactions to outside visitors are basically like "Oh utah. Cool."
That's Utah in a nut shell.
Utah Resident: Welcome to Utah. Are you gay, different, or just not conservative?
Kermit the Frog: I think so.
Utah Resident: (pulls out a gun) Please leave you creature! Thanks and god bless.
Kermit the Frog: I think so.
Utah Resident: (pulls out a gun) Please leave you creature! Thanks and god bless.
by GoodTimesMan April 16, 2010
Get the Utahmug.