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used tampon

a penis that goes from human being to different, new human holes, seeking stress relief spreading bodily fluids, feelings, and disease between people and groups of people who made direct and indirect contact with their used tampon
Man 1: "Dude, you just had sex with Felicia last night. Now you're going into Norma Jean tonight. What are you? A used tampon?"

Man 2: "Yes and proud of it."

Man 1: "You're gonna catch AIDS."

Man 2: "So. I don't care."

Man 1: "You're disgusting."

Man 2: smiles
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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a used penis that is attached to a heartless man who takes no pity on the next hole into which he will insert his used tampon, he does it without even thinking about it, it's like breathing, it's nothing to him, and he does not care
"Girl! Old boy had sex with three different people LAST NIGHT. And he didn't even use any protection! Can you believe that? It's a literal used tampon. It got maggots on it. You know he don't care! Somebody should stop him he's becoming a public health emergency all by himself, he is worse than COVID."
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any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone
Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."
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the happiness (a penis) that is so hard to find
"Where did I put my used tampon?"
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a penis that has been defiled by, inserted into, the orifices of more than one person, without remorse
"I'm poor! I'm a used tampon! What shall I do to fix my poor situation?"
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the unfaithful penis that has been used by more than one person until forever
"I just cheated on my ex cuz I'm a used tampon!"
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any, all, and every dangerous, used penises that was previously inserted into anyone else
"Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"
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