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Urineade

Any of a number of lousy beers. Burger Light, Blatz, Bud Light, Shafer Light
That stuff is pitiful. It's pure Urineade
by 2 Chip Chen June 15, 2017
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urinate me off

To make mad; interchangeable with “piss me off
Television and telephone companies really urinate me off when they constantly overcharge me!
by L1ttle September 15, 2018
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urinate into this crater

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."

The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.

The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."

He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
They need to urinate into this crater.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
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Urinate

Discharging of urine.
Especially up through 9-years-old, though with my 1 pant down, I urinate on myself due to I urinate inside my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Undies.
by FrroRdn June 22, 2024
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Igneous Urinae

The act in which a male/female's urine is used in a fire, Molotov cocktail, incendiary grenade, etc. Possible in certain sexual acts.
Man 1: Dude, I just burnt someone's house down with my piss!
Man 2: Oh cool, a Igneous Urinae?
by JesusChristLennyFace October 12, 2018
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