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An exceptionally talented woman who enjoys Pink Floyd, dark/dry humor, and new experiences, possibly all at once. Very open minded and non-judgmental. Is always right depending on who you ask.

An Ursula will be able to listen to your problems and simplify them for you. Also looks badass in a leather jacket and is proficient in sudoku if given the opportunity. Likes beer but drinks 'responsibly', whatever that means. Prefers a pajama party over house parties, but will be fine in either scenario.

If you see an Ursula in any social setting, an appropriate ice breaker is to talk about something related to cats. Also, she may or may not know what day of the week it is.
Frank: I feel like such an Ursula today.
Ursula by Anthony's Fan Club October 21, 2019
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Ursula's Maid

Using vaginal muscles to crush a mans penis to extract information, or ever for pure torture. Some women have been known to counteract rape. These muscles can be strengthened by Kegal exercises, yoga, and various stretches.
She used Ursula's Maid to rob that Bank!

Female Bandits in the late 19th century would use this to bed a man, and then get him reveal important information, or as a form of robbery.
Some modern day women use this to excite their sex life, or protect themselves from rape.
Ursula's Maid by Sierra the Vegan January 1, 2008
A beautiful smol bean who loves sushi and deserves the best in this world and much much love.
Guy 1 : Oh my god that's Ursula
Guy 2 : Who?

Guy 1 : Ursi! She's so adorable!
Ursula by Conner1728 June 4, 2017

Tri-Ungulate 

Any Odd-Toed Ungulate that has three toes, such as a rhinoceros.
Any Odd-Toed Ungulate with three toes should be reclassified as a Tri-Ungulate to differentiate it from other Odd-Toed Ungulate that have only one, such as a horse.
An actual queen don’t fuck with her or you might die. Not sea witch go fuck yourself. Very talented with a grade A booty. Suductress and will steal your man/women/or nb, hide your significant other.
Ursula by Psycho Twins October 23, 2017

Academy of Mount St. Ursula 

Is an all girls catholic high school located in the Bronx. Filled with the most loyal, smartest, and beautiful girls. If you get a girl from Ursula treat her right because she’s wifey material.
Does that girl go to Academy of Mount St. Ursula? Yes she does she is very smart and beautiful. Imma wife her up!