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ur momma so fat 

ur momma so fat that she poops so big

ur momma 

ur momma by Sam December 23, 2003

ur momma a pappa 

its better than ur mom gey, ur dad lesbian, ur sister a mister, ur granny tranny and ur grandpap a trap. its the ultimate deal breaker, and destroys 1 random universe each time its said, and spawns a meatball in the sky.
gay man: ur mom gey
you: no u
gay man: i used my reverse card B
you: ur dad lesbian
ur friend: ur granny tranny
you: dont gang up on me
ur friend: **ur sister a mister**
you: i guess its time to end this all..
gay man: ur grandpap a trap
you: ur momma a pappa
**meatball drops, but suddenly the universe implodes on itself**

ur momma a pappa 

even worse than ur granny tranny or ur pappy trappy, you use it when you wanna destroy your opponent
V: hey dude, ur mom gay
L: haha, ur pappy trappy
V: oh, you don't want what is next
L: what?!
V: ur momma a pappa
L: *instantly dies, creates an alternate universe and earth explote*

Ur momma truffle

If you thought "Ur granny tranny" was devastating? Now get ready for... "ur momma truffle, lol"!
Bobby: Ur gay lol.
Dave: No u.
Bobby: *dies*
Dave: And ur momma truffle.
Bobby: *Dubbledies*

ur mummy a fuckin gummy 

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.
Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*
ur mummy a fuckin gummy by Daboder2 December 30, 2018