Ipswich uppercut

A swift hardy foot or fist to the gonads. Resulting in pain and distress

Person 1: Higgsie is spending 2 weeks in ICU

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: He was on the recieving end of a mighty Ipswich uppercut

by Jebp Izar February 6, 2009

infant uppercut

in·fant up·per·cut
ˈinfənt əpərˌkət'
noun
noun: infant uppercut; plural noun: infant uppercuts;

1.
hit with the infant uppercut.

verb
past tense: infant uppercutted;

3rd person present: infant upper-cuts; past tense:infant upper-cutted;

2.
having used the babys arm to completely and thoroughly, destroy the pussy to her utter satisfaction.

Sally: Hey girlfriend haven't heard from you in a few days...
Lisa: Oh girl!

I'm just now walking straight!!

That Baby's Arm of his is no joke!
Sally: Oh Yeah!

I see Nate hit you with his

"Infant Uppercut"
Lisa: You'll have to help me tag-team it!
Sally: Anytime!!

by Wreckabot September 27, 2018

French uppercut

A knee delivered to an opponent's groin. Phrase typically mentioned in football.

After the fumble, you see all the big linemen pile onto the ball. That's a nasty place to be, guaranteed you'll catch a couple elbows, or a French uppercut.

by Madman Shaemus August 20, 2013

Parkinsons Uppercut

When you shake your fist while raising your arm, much like someone with parkinsons does when they're angry.

It's also known as the Old Man Fist Pump.

A guy cuts you off while driving, you show him the Parkinsons Uppercut!

When someone tells a bad joke, you can let them know you're going to give them the Parkinsons Uppercut, in which you'll hit them 100 times...very softly.

by Silvergun Superman June 13, 2009

uppercum

The act of semen ejaculating with such great force that it hits the ejaculator's chin.

Shaun's girlfriend kept stopping and starting giving him a handjob, so when he finally came, he gave himself an uppercum.

by Wetbeverage May 23, 2011

Uppercunternutter with Jelly

When a man smooshes an entire fluffernutter with strawberry jelly sandwich in his fist while a woman lays spread eagle in front of him. He proceeds to repeatedly fist her in the vagina with the sandwich still crushed in his hand.

Chris: Yo, I gave Susie an uppercunternutter with jelly last night.
BJ: Was it good?
Chris: It jammed her up

by Susie_Qsie November 18, 2018

Shut The Fuck Uppercut

The act of uppercutting someone, while yelling shut the fuck up

person 1:haha i heard during school today, john gave donnie a shut the fuck uppercut

person 2: OW! that must have hurt...

by Anthbroo December 29, 2012