upper deck

to make doodoo in the water tank of a toilet
That guy richie is a real dickhead, so I gave him the upper deck the other night at his keg party.
by dirty sanchez July 14, 2002
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upper deck- its when u take a crap in the tank of the toilet. it works best in hotels lol..

ppl do this because it stinks really badly and usually the person tht u do it to, wont find out for a while
Sally, don't you dare leave an upper deck in your grandmas toilet.
by amaragallion89 November 21, 2009
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wow she has a nice upper deck
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Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.
I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...
by Colin January 27, 2004
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upper decking

The act of masturbating with the aid of a woman's breasts.
Oh man, I can't believe he Upper Decked that girl...
by Colin January 23, 2004
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Upper Deck Deluxe

Where you do a standard Upper Decker (take a dump into the Upper toilet tank), BUT you have disconnected the chain beforehand so that some poor sap has to reach into your poop soup to even flush it.
That bitch pissed me off so bad, I got her back with a full upper decker deluxe so she'd have full shit hands after fixing it.
by Ed Bodine August 25, 2005
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Slatering the upper deck

This technique is for the most skilled of slaterer's. One must be nimble and quick in order to accomplish this feat. It involves combining the classics "slatering" and the "upper decker." You sit on the top of the toilet in the AC slater position (from saved by the bell) and take a hot steamy dump in the upper deck.
Jorge: Hey man, what's wrong. Why is your face all bruised on your left side?

Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.

Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.

Carlos: Shit.

Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.
by Teratoma69 June 15, 2011
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