uphill badger

The process of gay sex between two men concerning sending the "badger" down a burrow, "up the hill".

He likes sending his badger into his hill!!

by Jizzy Boy June 6, 2005

uphill gardener

see 'HILLSY'

i'm sure that HILLSY is an uphill gardener

by Kevin Rowland August 8, 2003

uphill dish washing

A difficult task to perform. A task that requires a great deal of effort to complete, reaching near impossibility.

I want to convince my brother to switch back to PC, but his old XP box froze all the time. His iMac has never had any problems. Convincing him would be a real uphill dish washing.

by oldmanoreily April 10, 2010

Uphill Stanley

A person that thinks they are always right and others are wrong

Uphill Stanley ran uphill and anyone that runs downhill is wrong

by Yelnats May 23, 2020

pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake

Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.

A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

push shit uphill

To persist at a task that one is clearly not capable of.

I let this stupid n00b think he could hack me even though I'm behind a PIX, just because I wanted to watch him push shit uphill.

by whytee September 28, 2005

pushing shit uphill

In Australian idiom, engaged in a hopeless task.

A: D'you reckon Davo's gonna crack it with that chick?
B: Nah mate. He's pushing shit uphill.

by Ozymoron October 3, 2009