When a guy's present girlfriend is 1,000,000 times hotter than his ex, bc she is either A. not a giant cow . B. not a loud, angry, annoying bitch. C. not a thief and a STD ho-bag
Situation - A dude passes his "bro" on the street holding hands with a new girl.
Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."
Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.
Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.
Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."
Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.
Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.
by kategspot February 11, 2012
Get the girlfriend upgrade mug.Smart people do this when their computer comes with an inferior operating system, especially Windows 8.
Matt: Hey Aidan, I got this totally awesome new laptop! It's got an Intel Core i7 quad-core, dual Nvidia graphics and 12GB of memory!
Aidan: What operating system does it have? Windows 8?
Matt: Yep, so I'm gonna be upgrading to Windows 7!
Aidan: Then we can play Borderlands!
Aidan: What operating system does it have? Windows 8?
Matt: Yep, so I'm gonna be upgrading to Windows 7!
Aidan: Then we can play Borderlands!
by matthewj4x February 23, 2014
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Someone socially upgrades when after being single, especially for a long time, gets involved in a serious relationship or marries. They stop hanging with the old crew because they now spend time with other couples only.
Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.
Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.
Carl: guys, what happened to John? We never see him anymore!
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..
by PaliKid July 18, 2015
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He or She is upgraded, You are Not
The chance to be victimized by upgraders is huge.
He or She is upgraded, You are Not
The chance to be victimized by upgraders is huge.
by boereniis March 4, 2010
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2.To get rid of a friend/significant other, for a much better one.
2.To get rid of a friend/significant other, for a much better one.
1.I upgraded my computer by putting in a much bigger hard drive.
2.Damn, did you see his new girlfriend, he's definitely upgraded.
2.Damn, did you see his new girlfriend, he's definitely upgraded.
by Young Enigma March 11, 2009
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