Unfinished Jizzness

When you've been at it with the missus all night and it's time to get ready for work... a disciplined man will leave the scene and face his responsibilities while letting her know that is there is definitely some unfinished jizzness...

Mate, me and Karen were like animals all night, haven't slept.. only reason we stopped and I got to work on time, was because we agreed there was unfinished jizzness...

... (pause..... )

...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P

by JamboLAD September 4, 2021

Go commit uninstall life

This phrase is generally used to say "Go commit suicide" only in a much less offensive way.

Person 1: fOrtnITe iS tHE bEST gaME eVEr
Person 2: Go commit uninstall life
Person 1: :(

by Anonymous Urban Dictionary Use January 9, 2019

Uninadical

(yoo-nuh-nad-i-kuhl)
-adjective

1. Having only one testicle.

2. Possessing fear, hesitation, or insecurity.

Origin:
Uni- ("one")
Nad ("Gnad"- gonad, ball, testicle)
-cle (diminutive suffix of Latin origin)
1987-1993; Holland / Pennsylvania, US

1. While running to catch a frisbee, Hector tripped over a bicycle. He fell, and smashed his balls so hard on the bike's handlebars, he had to get one of them surgically removed. Hector is now uninadical.

2. Dude, are you gonna jump, or what? You're acting like a pussy. Quit being so uninadical.

by Roarmoser February 11, 2009

Iruka Umino

Iruka Umino, an original character from the series Naruto, by Masashi Kishimoto.
Chuunin, (part 1: 25 years)

He is the teacher that basically raised Naruto in his classroom, fed up by his daily pranks. When graduation comes, Naruto fails again for the third time. Iruka fails him, letting him think he doesn't care for the boy. But in the first battle against Mizuki-sensei, his true feelings for Naruto come out, showing the boy he knew how he feels, since he lost his parents during the Kyuubi attack and was alone all the time... Acting stupid to gain attention. They become close friends, some might even say Iruka should become his father one day.

Literally translated his name means 'Dolphin from the sea'

IrukaFangirl: I totally fell in love with Iruka Umino when he protected Naruto and cried for him. He's my favorite all time!

KakashiFangirl: No way, Iruka is so lame, he's only a Chuunin, Kakashi Hatake is way better!

IrukaFangirl: Oh Yeah?! Well he raised Naruto! If it weren't for him there wouldn't be a squad 7!

KakashiFangirl: Ah, touche...

by KakashiFNGRL August 10, 2009

uninstalled

A slang synonym for getting fired.

Wally had second thoughts about his making out with the boss's secretary/mistress in the copy room after he was uninstalled from the Ripoff Systems Analysis Corporation.

by Duckbutt October 1, 2005

uninteractive

A made-up word you try to use when describing something that is not interactive. The word you are looking for is noninteractive.

You are a very uninteractive person.

That doesn't mean anything, sorry.

by johnsee166 October 8, 2018

Unkin'

1. Taking part in doing any illegal or prescription drugs and subsequently acting stupid or high.

2. Acting stupid or high as if one had been doing drugs.

"I just saw Olivia trying to sit upside down. She be unkin'."

by lilhippomanman May 31, 2009