Uniboober

When one has just one boob...
Hey, "Uniboober" whazzup???
by Sparkark June 16, 2009
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uniboob

Derogatory term.

A woman with only one breast due to congenital defect or mastectomy (breast surgically removed).
Jane's uniboob is the cause of her depression.
by Blowfish July 24, 2005
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uniboob

What happens when white trash whores don't have money to pay for Playboy boobs at Boob R Us, but still want to have big tit (notice the lack of 'ties')
Dumb bitch wants them fake ass playmate titties, but couldn't pay for it, so she got a uniboob.
by Stoner May 24, 2003
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uniboob

its wen one boob falls off for any given purpose such as breast cancer, suicide, wantiing to become a man, etc..
wow look at the uniboob freak. lets throw rocks things at her
by Peter Carr June 10, 2006
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uniboob

when someone has huge boobs(both sexes) and they can't see their feet because of the boobs.
Fanny: Wow, Betty look at her boobs. They're so big!
Betty: I know, its called a UNIBOOB
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Uniboob Bacon

Bacon made from the meat a single female breast.
Hannah: I bet that Norwiegen water dog would taste delicious with some UNIBOOB BACON

Andrea: Yes but it is hard to come by these days

Hannah: I heard the Mexicans have been smuggling slices of this tasty booby bacon to sell half off when you buy an ounce of crack

Andrea: Actually I prefer to buy UNIBOOB BACON from the Russians

Hannah: It doesn't matter where it comes from, uniboob bacon is simply delightful in my tummy!

Andrea: Yes because boob meat is so much more tasty then pigs!
by sonofadinosaur June 14, 2011
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Megladon Uniboob

A Person Appearing To Have One Gargantuious Boob.
That Person Appears To Have One Gargantuious Boob, That Is A Megladon Uniboob.
by Whales.Are.Us🐋💨 April 10, 2015
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