Uniboober

When one has just one boob...

Hey, "Uniboober" whazzup???

by Sparkark July 9, 2009

uniboob

Derogatory term.

A woman with only one breast due to congenital defect or mastectomy (breast surgically removed).

Jane's uniboob is the cause of her depression.

by Blowfish August 22, 2005

uniboob

What happens when white trash whores don't have money to pay for Playboy boobs at Boob R Us, but still want to have big tit (notice the lack of 'ties')

Dumb bitch wants them fake ass playmate titties, but couldn't pay for it, so she got a uniboob.

by Stoner May 23, 2003

uniboob

its wen one boob falls off for any given purpose such as breast cancer, suicide, wantiing to become a man, etc..

wow look at the uniboob freak. lets throw rocks things at her

by Peter Carr June 11, 2006

uniboob

when someone has huge boobs(both sexes) and they can't see their feet because of the boobs.

Fanny: Wow, Betty look at her boobs. They're so big!
Betty: I know, its called a UNIBOOB

by cast off the crutch that kills the pain November 25, 2006

Uniboob Bacon

Bacon made from the meat a single female breast.

Hannah: I bet that Norwiegen water dog would taste delicious with some UNIBOOB BACON

Andrea: Yes but it is hard to come by these days

Hannah: I heard the Mexicans have been smuggling slices of this tasty booby bacon to sell half off when you buy an ounce of crack

Andrea: Actually I prefer to buy UNIBOOB BACON from the Russians

Hannah: It doesn't matter where it comes from, uniboob bacon is simply delightful in my tummy!

Andrea: Yes because boob meat is so much more tasty then pigs!

by sonofadinosaur June 14, 2011

Megladon Uniboob

A Person Appearing To Have One Gargantuious Boob.

That Person Appears To Have One Gargantuious Boob, That Is A Megladon Uniboob.

by Whales.Are.Us🐋💨 April 9, 2015