Your moms uncle

Related to the term "Your mom," it is commonly used when using "your mom" just isn't cool anymore because its overplayed.

Person 1: Who are you going out with?
Person 2: Your moms uncle.

by I dont remember my own name April 20, 2006

molester uncle

The dirty uncle that has a thing for young children. Chooses to molest children from his own audacity.

My dirty molester uncle tried to touch my ass , he always does this!

by Turtle king indeed November 15, 2019

Your uncle Chester is a molester

This is the worst roast known to mankind. If someone pulls this out on you, your a dead mfer.

Kuntu - your mom gay
Master - your dad lesbian

Kuntu - your granny tranny
Master - your gramps is a tramps
Kuntu - your sister a mister
Master - your brother a mother

Kuntu- you don’t know what you just did massa I have the power of god and anime on my side. YOUR UNCLE CHESTER IS A MOLESTER!!!!!!
Master *sheds tears and pulls out the whip

by MajinRobloxxxxLord123 June 5, 2018

Penis licking monkey testical log rolling uncle

a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin

i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie

by b-rent December 19, 2004

Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom

Informal terms used to refer to parents who are siblings who inbred.

"My parents are both siblings who inbred to have me so they're my uncle dad and aunt mom."

by Ekker July 29, 2022

Mongolian uncle

An uncle whos stock is on the rise

My Mongolian Uncle is now worth more than Zara

by Ethiopian Uncle December 5, 2022

Monkey's uncle

The term monkey's uncle, most notably seen in the idiom "(Well,) I'll be a monkey's uncle", is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

John: "Jessica broke up with Tommy can you belive that"

Isaac: "Well I'll b e a
Monkey's uncle!"

by Deodorant enjoyer March 19, 2026