unphased

A somewhat common misspelling of the word "unfazed".

People often say a person is unfazed by something - meaning calm, not upset, not taken by surprise, not confused.

Johnny was completely unphased (unfazed) by his "F" in math class - he knew it was coming.

by Denty McChest-Hole October 21, 2009

Umphrey

Sweater-clad muhhfuckin beast. the illest cat ever to reside in the 406. He's finna beat yo ass daily with a certified manbook.

Niglet, i'mma umphrey yo shit daily, yahhmean?!

by RealStruggler January 6, 2012

Umphreak

Someone who is a hardcore fan of the jam band Umphrey's McGee.

Jim:I just went to my 20th Umphrey's show!!!

Dave:You're such an umphreak.

by Mickey Hart August 9, 2008

Umpa Lumpa

n. short, fat girls who wear too much make-up and/or dark, dark orange sunless tanner

Im totally into UL's.

by sean July 15, 2001

umphreak

One who loves Umphrey's Mcgee like they would/do their own kid

Kid: Those 3 dudes from Ashwaubenon sure are Umphreaks.

by Darin O January 11, 2008

Umpa Lumpa

A being that originated from Lumpa land. These creatures are a tree dwelling species that are often obsessed with the cocoa bean. While searching Lumpa land Willy wonka(the amazing chocolateer) discovered there beings and invited them to work in it chocolate factory where they could have all the cocoa beans they wanted. These creatures are often seen singing catchy tunes about naughty, horrible children.

"Daddy, I want an Umpa lumpa, Get me one now!"

by Boyfrmhicktwn September 13, 2005

Umphreak

Umphreak (noun): generally, a fan of the progjam band Umphrey's McGee.

When in reference to a male, refers to an Umphrey's fan, who most likely has an embarrassing past history with acne and Rush or, worse yet, Dream Theater. Has since moved on to appreciate musical composition, has garnered respect for jazz, and now washes more regularly with soap.

When in reference to a female, refers to the rare girl with an advanced musical taste, a penchant for stimulating drugs and the inclination to sleep with anyone who knows the words to All Things Ninja. Will shake her ass to the 40's Theme after drinking.

Parent 1: My son sure does enjoy listening to Umphrey's McGee with your daughter. Reminds me of when my wife and I would listen to Emerson, Lake and Palmer and Pink Floyd.

Parent 2: Yes, but I doubt you ever humped your wife in rhythm to all the time signatures in Conduit like those two Umphreaks.

by vomitusmaximus August 17, 2011