ubuntu

The most well known linux distribution, comes with the GNOME environment and a complete set of tools for everyday use. It is also very easy to use, and to install. It has 2 main variants: Kubuntu and xubuntu in which each uses a different environment. Kubuntu uses KDE, and xubuntu uses xfce. It is also very easy to switch to if you were a windows user.

Guy1: Yes i just got windows Vista! W00t!
Guy2: Wow, good luck.
Guy1: Why, it just cost me 500 of my hard earned cash! It must be great.
Guy2: If you use windows, your a slave to microsoft and profit companies.
Guy1: Then what should i use?
Guy2: Ubuntu.
Guy1: Uh, ok.

by Anonymous ubuntu user January 26, 2009

ubuntu

The linux distro that Chuck Norris uses.

Chuck Norris: USE UBUNTU!!!!

by miner49er0 March 3, 2011

ubuntu

One of the new 6 billion Pokemon that have no powers that are original or even good. In fact, if you pay attention to Pokemon that closely, you're probably Asian and younger than 10, and/or gay.*

*reference xkcd

"Have you seen the new Ubuntu release?"
"Nah, I'm not into Pokemon."

by RobertOldhead March 19, 2008

UBUNTU

The act of ho-ing one's bitch out to buy crack. Prevalent in small african villages or inner cities were AIDS are rampant.

Yo nigga lets go UBUNTU it up tonight. I got la fonda workin down on that corner so we can get us some blow.

by [e-mail] December 14, 2010

ubuntu

To ejaculate on a womans face.

John: Awww man last night was great, I ubuntu'd all over that bitch.

Mike: Indeed that must have been great!

by ubuntu007 May 6, 2009

ubuntu

An operating system that claims that it's easy to use, but in reality requires a PHD in Computer Science.

Ubuntu's slogan: "Ubuntu: Linux for Human Beings".

I can't even figure out how to get on the internets. Does that make me an alien?

by DBotch January 11, 2007

ubuntu

another word for pooping

hey i just ubuntu'd better not go in there!

by The Prince September 15, 2005