UPS

assassins

U.nited P.uppy S.layers

When the big brown truck just can't stop...

OMG SPOT! *bam*

Maybe UPS will deliver my new dog for free after they ran over my last one?

by _Bryce_ June 27, 2008

UPS

A big, ugly, brown color that represents poo.

You like UPS in that shirt

by Rancho Ron May 1, 2003

UPS

1. The United Parcel Service, a shitty delivery company.
2. What United Parcel Service workers say when they 'accidently' drop your package.

Bob, UPS worker: Ups! Looks like the eleventy-billionth package dropped this week!

by someonewhoisntme September 27, 2006

UPS

Ultimate Porn Star.
Acting too much smart,showing off to opposite sex,saying stories of Sexual achievements made in bed.

Another story by UPS again?

by Caldevil June 17, 2008

UPS

Urban Pharmaceutical Serviceman
-Those who practice supplying and distrubuting various drugs effeciantly through out the urban community without license or degree.

I'ma hit the UPS for some christmas trees.
I'ma be a UPS as soon as i can up on some__.

by Da Farmasyst January 5, 2011

UPS

one who is really fucked up and helps no one including himself

he is such a useless piece of shit

by edddie ovation May 11, 2003

UPS

meaning "I got next" when playing a game. usually like i play winner.

i got ups next game.
ups??? what the hell are you talking about, ups....idiot

by my name is your name June 17, 2005