ulcer

A hole in the stomach caused by excessive partying with scooby whilst at 'the office.'

The fat kid can't understand why he has an ulcer after spending $5k per week partying.

by baconjive March 20, 2006

uccers

A girl who sucks dick

POSH VERSION:

A girl who gives oral

That girl is a uccers .

by * Anonymous March 12, 2018

Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle

Combination of "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle" and "bro." A bro cannot be both a bro and a boyfriend/husband at the same time. If he's with other bros, he acts one way: usually vulgar and rude. If he's with his girlfriend/wife, he acts another way: sweet and charming. He can never act exactly like a bro if he is with both bros and his girlfriend or wife.

One often observes the Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle at weddings.

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015

ulcer

Something that happens when skin starts to deteriorate on the body. IT HURTS, AND THEY SHOULD BURN, THEN BE BURIED, THEN GO BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM. which i hope is not inside my mouth or stomach or whatever. they suck.

I got an ulcer. fml.

by IWAZHERE February 20, 2011

uncertainty

The state of being in which an outcome is both unknown and can not be predicted by any means.

The uncertainty of his behavior leads most people to believe that it's random.

by 3gghead September 10, 2013

Ulcer

Pains in mid-chest caused by holes in stomach or upper digestive tract. This damage is caused by excessive scooby use or other excessive partying materials (sometimes at The Office.)

The Fat Kid just can't understand how he got an ulcer after spending twenty hours per week at the strip joint.

by baconjive March 11, 2006

Gorman Uncertainty Theory

As H (homosexuality) and E (egotism) approach infinity, the Gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. The Gorman hypothesis is as follows:

A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.

Toby tried to masturbate in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the Gorman Uncertainty Theory.

by F.M.A.M.G. March 4, 2010