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udders twisted

when a regualry to large-breasted female starts to react in a manner that can be decrypted as an overreaction, often irritating or annoying, over a matter that is insignificant or not of the severity yhe woman is making it up to be.
Andre: “Sorry babe but I won’t make it to dinner tonight, I’m playing soggy biscuit with the boysss!!”

Female 1 *Muffled from breasts in face*: “OMG ANDRE YOU ALWAYS DO THIS YOU’RE SUCH A DICK LIKE WHAT THE HELL YOU ALWAYS PICK ‘the boys’ OVER ME. I’M STARTING TO THINK YOU’VE GOT A HOE ON THE SIDE. DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE DONE???!!”

Andre: “Yo shawty chill out, no need to get your udders twisted. You know its bro’s b4 hoes.”
by realandre April 4, 2023
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Uddah

In reference to the udders of a cow, and if a person has them or not.
You 'aint got no uddahs.
by Uddahlicious May 1, 2008
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SIGNIFICANT UDDER

a live-in sex partner with whom you literally "milk" the relationship for its great sex, without the intent of ever having a serious relationship. Very popular among today's youth.
Anne was my significant udder for three years until Debbie came around. After 6 months, I proposed to Debbie, and she became my significant other shortly thereafter.
by weave September 20, 2003
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Butter from another udder

Butter made from the milk of any animal other than a cow. ie, human, dog, antelope, giraffe.
Gerth: "This toast tastes funny."
Nobby: "That's 'cause I made the butter."
Gerth: "You mean...."
Nobby: "That's right baby! It's butter from another udder!!"
by Big Pimp Daddy March 21, 2011
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udder smack

An udder smack occurs when a woman with gigantic hooters proceeds to fling her huge boob across a man's face leaving a nipple imprint.
BoQuifa was getting tired of Tony's cheating so she flung her saggy jug across his face knocking him unconcious. He then later stated, "Damn, what an udder smack!"
by grazyhojo August 31, 2006
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Udderate Madness

A Unique Roblox Streamer / Youtuber. He does unique things that anyone pays him to do. His name means total madness
This is Udderate Madness.
by Udderate Madness January 12, 2019
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udderfinger

a chocolate, caramel filled udder, that is molded into a shape that resembles a finger, and that is mainly eated by eastern uzbekistanians.
Hey slappy, do ya wanna go get an udderfinger for your mother?
, Nah, i already fed her one for breakfast.
by 800 g September 6, 2009
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