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hypochondriac

Amy d. a.k.a. babycakes ALWAYS has warts, some type of severe cough, endometriosis, and cervical cancer (ps-from warts); therefore she is a hypochondriac.
by kenneth j. s. March 31, 2007
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Hypochondriac

Josiah.... Josiah is the definition of a hypochondriac
Josiah: Guys I think I have hepatitis B.
Me: Shut your hypochondriac lookin ass up dude
by Life is harrd May 2, 2019
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hypochondriacademic

Derived from Hypochondriac - someone who thinks they are ill without reason or sympton.

1. A person with hypochondriacademics; an excessive preoccupation with one's grades, usually focusing on some particular and irrelevant reason, which they think will cause them to fail.

2. excessive worry or talk about one's grades, for no good reason.

3. Someone who tells everyone that they are going to fail, lying about how much work they've done. In reality, they've never done badly on an exam or assignment, and they never do.
"She said she flunked the class, but got the best grade, such a fucking hypochondriacademic"

"What a loser. He sent a hundred snapchats about how screwed he was for exams and he got top of the class. fucking drama queen"
by timriggins May 10, 2018
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hypochondriacademic

Derived from Hypochondriac - someone who thinks they are ill without reason or sympton.

1. A person with hypochondriacademics; an excessive preoccupation with one's grades, usually focusing on some particular and irrelevant reason, which they think will cause them to fail.

2. excessive worry or talk about one's grades, for no good reason.

3. Someone who tells everyone that they are going to fail, lying about how much work they've done. In reality, they've never done badly on an exam or assignment, and they never do.
"She said she flunked the class, but got the best grade, such a fucking hypochondriacademic"

"What a loser. He sent a hundred snapchats about how screwed he was for exams and he got top of the class. fucking drama queen"
by timriggins May 10, 2018
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Hypochondriac

Someone who thinks they are going to perish;someone who is overreacting about their health
My friend,Brian,is a hypochondriac.
by A kitty cat February 18, 2019
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Hypochondriact

The definition of hypochondriact is Tegan
Tegan: it’s bipolar

Me: no love it’s called being a hypochondriact

Tegan: what does that mean

Me: it’s the definition of you
by Tallperson9000 April 6, 2019
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Hypochondriac

What an incompetent doctor calls their patients.
I can't figure out what condition my patient has, and I'm sick of hearing her whine about her "excruciating pain", so I will label her a hypochondriac.
by Haven the Great October 6, 2021
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