twunk

A hybrid musical genre originating in Manchester, England blending the twee melodies and lyrics of folk and contemporary bands such as Belle & Sebastian, with the incisive aggression of noise-pop punk groups such as Erase Errata and The Platinum Spires.

Anticipated Future Directions:
Twunk Rock
Nu-Twunk
Twunkadelia
Brit-Twunk

Twunk musicians are a peaceable folk, interested in all manner of crafts and haberdashery and can often be found milling around in large social gatherings outside branches of Hobbeycraft at weekends.

"The Bobbed Haired Bandits are the best new twunk band in Britain"

by The Office Misfits December 19, 2006

twunk

Like a twink, but with a bit of a belly.

After partying tons in college, Jake graduated to twunk status.

by thewowza36 April 04, 2020

Twunked

Noun, - to feel lied to by the establishment.
Verb, - being lied to by the establishment.

I feel twunked.

Man, you just got twunked.

That's twunky.

by Argyle potato April 28, 2013

twunk

An alteration of 'twunt' (a cross between the words twat and cunt) used by the mentally challenged.

mentally challenged: you're such a twunk.
you: hah, you cant even say it right.

by ppseuddonymm May 16, 2010

twinky twunk

A term used to describe a homosexual male who has twinkish tendencies, but the body of a twunk

"wow joey is a real twinky twunk"
" i know right hes a hunk"

by PupperBull March 27, 2018

twunk-ass k-otter-boo

A homosexual bottom pref with a hairy body somewhere between a twink and jock/hunk body type who has an unhealthy obsession with Korean culture and K-Pop

All these Gen-Z gays are such twunk-ass k-otter-boos. They need to go outside

My roommate is such a twunk-ass k-otter-boo, he won't shut up about Twice and League.

I met him on grindr but he turned out to be such a twunk-ass k-otter-boo.

by WillyGriff November 20, 2018

blonde twunk

Blonde twunks are the sexiest men alive. A twunk has a cute kissable face like a twink, but lots of muscles like a hunk. A blonde twunk top will fuck you in the ass and you’ll feel butterflies thinking about it for months afterward.

1. When I looked into the sexy eyes of the blonde twunk it was love at first sight. I was irresistibly attracted to him and wanted him to plunge his cock into my butt so bad. We started making out and all the sudden we were cuddling in his bed, his cum dripping out of my ass. I had been hypnotized by the steaming hot sexiness of a blonde twunk.

2. No twink bottom can resist the allure of a tall, sexy blonde twunk. Like moths to a lantern, it’s just too much temptation for them to resist.

by twinkbottomboy November 26, 2024