"I'm a Two-faced cunt that dosent really know what the hell she wants, please dont mistake my apparent feelings for you as real feelings, even though I tell you they are, cause it is in my nature to say one thing, do another, and claim to have done a third."
i.e M.E.
i.e M.E.
by Stepped on again. May 03, 2006
Someone who has two faces or parts to their personality. Like they'll be all nice to you one second and when you're gone start talking about you behind your back.
Mary: Oh my gosh! Hey Laura!
Laura: Heyy!
Mary: You look so cute today!
Laura: Thx. :)
Mary: Well see you later hun!
Laura: Bye Mary!
*once Laura is gone*
Mary: Ugh, I'm tired of that two-faced bitch.
Stephanie: I know right?
Laura: Heyy!
Mary: You look so cute today!
Laura: Thx. :)
Mary: Well see you later hun!
Laura: Bye Mary!
*once Laura is gone*
Mary: Ugh, I'm tired of that two-faced bitch.
Stephanie: I know right?
by The Hit September 08, 2009
Two faced is when a friend has two sides. they act one way in front of u but when they not near u they talk about u
me:hi u want to go to the movies
two faced:sure
kelly:y were u talking to her
two faced:cause i was tellin her to get swag
kelly:good cause she need it
two faced:i kno
two faced:sure
kelly:y were u talking to her
two faced:cause i was tellin her to get swag
kelly:good cause she need it
two faced:i kno
by tina4590 February 13, 2010
someone that goes around bitching about everybody then sucks up to them 5 secs later. usually occurs at volleyball tournaments by really short people who wish to be popular.
katie bitches about everyone then is their bestie two seconds later. shes the urban dictionary definition of two faced.
by Kaaatteeeeeee July 11, 2008
someone who acts nice to you when you are around them, but the minute you're gone they're bad-mouthing you.
"OMG cameron is so two-faced, when you are with him hes acting like hes your best friend but when your gone hes saying bad things about you and saying he hates you."
by Stevo2560 August 02, 2007
What most people are. Like really. If everybody walked around saying what they really thought shit wouldn't get done!
Dude 1: That's a lovely new dress Mrs. Beaufort.
Mrs. Beaufort: Why thank you!
Dude 1: **whispers** Makes you look like a whale you fat cow.
Dude 2: Dude, you are such a two-face.
Dude 1: It's true!
Mrs. Beaufort: Why thank you!
Dude 1: **whispers** Makes you look like a whale you fat cow.
Dude 2: Dude, you are such a two-face.
Dude 1: It's true!
by mikeygoodfella May 25, 2009
People who are two-faced will always be asking if they can put their ballz in yo jawz which is a very strong indication that they are LGBTQIA
"Bro srsly shut up I need to complete my maths homework"
"Can I put ma ballz in yo jawz?"
"Dude stop actually"
"I will put ma ballz in yo jawz"
"Dude your so two-faced you never do this at school"
"Imma put ma ballz in yo jawz now"
"Can I put ma ballz in yo jawz?"
"Dude stop actually"
"I will put ma ballz in yo jawz"
"Dude your so two-faced you never do this at school"
"Imma put ma ballz in yo jawz now"
by AtomicBr3ath August 26, 2021