itch twitchy twat

When you cross a bad case of thrush and a one night stand with Billy Ray Cyrus

Patient : I have an Itchy Twitchy Twat
Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush

by KiNeTiK August 18, 2004

twitchy wink syndrome

A syndrome affecting 90% of all single males on the internet every Sunday morning. The condition is more acute in those not having pulled on the Saturday night before... Usually sufferers can be found lurking in chat rooms or using IM desperately seeking a female to cyber with.

haha just because you got twitchy wink syndrome doesn't mean Im gonna get my tits out on cam for you!

by Granny Weatherwax September 24, 2005

twitchy blonde

tweek tweak from south park

P1 :"bro have you seen that twitchy blonde?"

P2 :"you mean tweek from south park?"

by arejhsbasjnndbt June 6, 2022

Twitchy Pecker Fuck

After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.

Get off my lawn you twitchy pecker fuck!

by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 11, 2019

itchy gotchy with the twitchy twachy

A phrase used by an elderly grandfather to describe his hyperactive grandson's frequent movements.

Settle down boy, you're gettin all itchy gotchy with the twitchy twachy!

by JefferiahtheMessiah April 16, 2022

Twitchy

Someone who's uncertain, or has a tendency to contradict themselves.

Jake: "Man, my girl can't decide whether she want's to stay or leave."

Paul: "Oh damn she's a twitchy bitch."

by Mistha Cack April 25, 2019

The Twitchies

Involuntary muscle twitching while high/stoned

Hey Greg, I got the twitchies! My legs are cramping up!

by anonymous December 17, 2020